Al Moody

This is like WWF this. Here comes the baddie.

His wiki page only had one award on there when I checked this morning.

Hoy up some gates nobody really cares about and there's a press release, photoshoot etc. Appoint a Director of Football and nothing. Pathetic.

Probably won the biggest cunt of the year a couple of times when he was managing in India and he's getting all mixed up.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/joe-kinnears-return-newcastle-mean-1957290 Soz if already posted - I haven't seen it, though.

I'm still holding out for the club to come out and say that it's all been made up and Kinnear is literally mental.

SACRE BLEU

Are there any actual quotes from Cisse? Soz if I've missed them.

I've seen him wearing that t-shirt and those boots, and a bib, double dropping steak bakes in the greggs cafe. Deffo him.

I'd love him back - with out current team, and with freedom to pick and choose transfers. Shame it'll never happen under the fat man.

Look's like Gosling's pulled. Not surprised in them trunks like, meow.

I could live with the weird beaver tooth collar if the rest was just plain black and white, with no shit patch on the back and no shit blue stripes.

fixed it

They're kept there to clean those doors after the owner of that shirt has licked them.

I loved my seat in the strawberry corner but haven't renewed due to having moved back to London. Little bit gutted to be honest - and I didn't say bye to the lads I stood with.

I'm talking bollocks. I've had a couple of lolly pops at work and getting carried away.

As funny as this is - it may well improve the chances of them coming in for our precious Hatem.

I hope he does a Tevez :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

''We at Wonga are such lush dudes that we will include the fans in the design of the new kit'' - some Wonga Doylum Righto.

Nah, that's clearly the new kit, minus Wonga through the middle. So actually, it's better than what we're going to end up with and it's still totally rank. WNB.

worst home kit of all time

Probably a couple of places higher, but that's not really the point. Also, Chelsea would have done much better as well. Agreed.

I Bellamy

Ince would be a very exciting signing. After this shocker of a season I can't see him coming to us, though.