Al Moody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JWuqjyqJek&feature=player_embedded By a mate of mine. Bloomin good stuff.

That's because they've had to airbrush out Rob's belly. It looks like a onezie. Like a horrible glow-in-the-dark onesie

That's what she said.

Is he married?

We played as a unit last season. It was a negative unit, but it was an remarkably rigid system for at least the first half of the season which proved very effective. Do you give Pardew any leeway on not being able to get back to any sort of consistency on that front due to injuries? As I said, I don't believe he has the tools or the nous to make us an attractive side to watch, but also one that wins games in a regular basis. Having said that, reluctantly, I will back him if he is still Newcastle United manager next season, and it is apparent he has learned from this awful season . This is the main thing for me. I'd prefer to replace him imminently, however as it doesn't look likely, I'll back him as long as he makes a few strides in the right direction and turns us away from the direction we're currently speeding toward, which is becoming a regular bottom half team playing ugly and cowardly football.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/staying-up-is-an-achievement-in-itself-claims-pardew-1-5664670

http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2013/may/13/real-madrid-coentrao-squad-video

While I by no means blame our disastrous season on these things, I am keen to see how a Pardew led Newcastle will manage without the extra pressure of Europe and the harsh luck with regards to injuries. If anything, just to see what sort of excuses he dreams up when the shit hits the fan again. Of course I'd like him to resign next Monday and we can bring in a coach who can use the players we have to produce some lovely, positive football, that we know the players are capable of.

Can't see it. Moyes is leaving but Everton are still a more attractive prospect than us imo, especially after this abortion of a season. He's class, exactly who we should have signed last summer and we all banged on about it Cabaye mentored him at Lille apparently (according to Hazard, who was also mentored by him). If anyone bumps into YoCabs in town, tell him to have a word.

I'd love us to sign Kevin Mirallas.

Which of you is responsible for this?!

If he is staying, can we send him for some coaching lessons and media training?

Goalkeeper training top to be fair

Clearly a twat. This tickled me, though:

Agent Jenas trying to get Marveaux on.

Why aren't we wearing maroon?

Keep day dreaming of a stunning Cisse hat trick. HTL!!!

cacking it now

I bloody love his face

theres always money in the bananasuit.

I wish someone else would refund their season ticket holders this year.

They only have 38 premier league matches next season? Can't imagine they'll show many of our games (touch wood we remain in the league).

Why is he such a hoop? Which one? Luke Edwards.

Why is he such a hoop?