Al Moody

It's going to be yet another summer of disappointment. We'll, again, be left behind in the market. Other teams around us making excellent signings, build on their form, improve. We're looking at Darren Bent. We are going backwards.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-key-keeping-fabricio-4711674?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter What have I missed?

Here man, Shearer's mate - tell us the craic before I leave work.

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You didn't, unless I've missed something like.

True. I have no idea why people follow the. One of the poorest comments regarding NUFC I've heard and that's saying something Literally just unfollowed the daft cunts.

Fully expect him to be stood with Pardew on match days tbh.

chortle

If this happens I will gladly go to prison for braying the fat c***. Edit: And I'll chin Kinnear, too.

That's it. We need the club bought off him. Hopefully someone will do that ASAP. Hoying a few quid on the Euromillions tomorrow.

I, too, am furiously refreshing this thread every 30 seconds.

From twitter:

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m French sources saying that striker Olivier Kemen will officially join #nufc on July 1.

:lol:

More importantly, I bet you Kinnear has never seen him play.

This raised a smile. Good work

http://www.teamtalk.com/video/18112/8783683/Harper-Kinnear-appointment-makes-sense

Sky Sports - thought someone was talking about it earlier, soz.

I've just been on the radio. Totally shat myself and can't remember what I said. If anyone heard it, did I make any sense?

Kinnear to resign before the week is out. Called.

Changed my name to Yohan Kebab on facebook and had 5 friend requests in 10 minutes. Daft cunts.

Is he having a heart attack?

AMAMOBIE

YOHAN KEBABS? BEN AFRA?

it's been ongoing for 3 weeks. Yeah, 10 days. 3 weeks.