Al Moody

I genuinely didn't pay any attention to the top half. I think this season will be a lot more exciting - new managers, interesting signings etc. Looking forward to it. Hopefully we can play something vaguely resembling football, too.

I'm desperate for Anita to have a decent run in the team.

Pretty sure I've read a quote from Perch saying something along the lines of ''I understand Alan Pardew did what he could to make sure I stayed''...

Please sign Sinclair. Please. Please.

You actually saw all of them? Nah just playing the game mate f***ing guy. Listen, I don't want things to get heated. All I'm saying is that he's the new Drogba. What Mike's trying to say is he is a great big mackem, now.

I'm looking forward to Streete coming through

Gomis, Lacazette, Gignac, Gameiro ?

His dad has been done for racially abusing somebody. Not his dad John Terry's dad. That's what I meant - clearly.

His dad has been done for racially abusing somebody.

I'd have taken Diakite here, especially on a free.

Fair point. I read on Twitter this morning that we're the only club not to have signed a senior player so far this summer.

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

From an unsuspecting waitress who only went to get collect their dishes. Poor lass is chained down there now munching on Nile's manky bell.

Aye but only if we're actually going to use him. Being an unused sub is a canny thing for a few weeks, because it gets him settled into the matchday routine and used to doing away trips with the first team squad etc. After that though it's an absolute waste of time if we just put bloody Shola on anyway instead of him. This frustrated me quite a bit last season actually. Games when we could have really used that pace in the dying moments of a game and he'd bring Shola on.

Jesus, I saw this bumped and almost screamed ''NOOOO'' across the office.

It's amazing how often these Puma designers get it wrong, like. Morons.

Correct. For example Everton offer £5m and we offered £7m to secure the player. Wigan and the player then split the extra couple of million between themselves making us more likely to sign him. Nice try, gimp's backup account.

I'm not sure you should be writing blogs when you can't grasp the correct word for write - unless this was intentional and I have been whoooshed It was a joke.

I'm getting angrier by the day. JFK on holiday, Llambayzee, our chief negotiator quit, Pardew nowhere to be seen or heard. What the frig is going on? I'm going to right a blog in a minute, there'll be hell on.

Quite sexy, that. I'm wet.

Is this Campbell's breakthrough season? Should he go out on loan? Has anybody here seen much of him in the reserves? I want so much for him to come good, but admittedly all I've seen from him was the two or three brief appearances he made in the first team last season.

I think he'll end up being a real key man for us in seasons to come...