Sir Toon

Joselu is rated as a £3m player on some media sites so fuck knows what to believe.

He has remarkable confidence in his ability which is quite refreshing. Got a sneaky feeling that we could have unearthed a gem here like or at least Ashley has the jammy bassad.

Got my 2 today which is a change from the norm as it seems hassle free and earlier than usual. The mystery prize is a membership pack which will no doubt have a 125 year badge in and one of them deal cards that no-one uses apart from grouting tiles with.

Not got my two yet either although its canny early still considering.

im waiting on two tickets. odds on that i'll only get the one before the first game and im doing the yearly trek to the box office for the paper replacment. Happens nearly every year

Wouldn't be the first time that mine hasn't arrived in time for the first game and ive had to get a paper replacement. One year they even sold my season ticket seat for one game.

Absolutely this. Anyone that witnessed us in the flesh at the time that knew anything about the game cannot deny it.

Safe standing will never bring back the freedom of walking or moving where you want or shifting if shit got real like a banger around bonfire night but it's a happy medium for the health and safety brigade. I will die happy knowing that ive lived through the days of a goal being scored and the adrenalin rush of being taken wherever the crowd wanted me to end up or the addiction to a type of fear that being in the scoreboard or corner had back in the day. Hey man hoo man is a phrase that is well remembered but as a young un back in the day, it was a fearful phrase that is better 'reminisced' now.

Big week coming up for proper rumours you'd think with just 3 weeks till Spurs. Expect a keeper and a striker to dominate.

I thought they said it was a 5 year deal for Murphy?

It's fairly obvious what the real story is because it was proven in a court of law that the regime intentionally mislead. Keegan revealed some of the tricks on ESPN the other year and it wont have changed. It's how Ashley rolls. Just need to look no further than his current business which is in court trying to get out of paying that lump.

Aye, Im sure I saw him run at least once as well.

Chalobah is going to Watford pending a medical. <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Breaking <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WatfordFC?src=hash">#WatfordFC</a> transfer news<a href="https://twitter.com/chalobah">@chalobah</a> having medical after agreeing permanent transfer on 5 year deal. <br><br>More <a href="https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ">@SkySportsNewsHQ</a></p>— Adam Leventhal (@AdamLeventhal) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/885604436307058690">July 13, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Chalobah is going to Watford pending a medical.

Got a feeling this window will be determined a success or failure based on transfer spend rather than personnel brought in, due to the lack of movement so far. This will make the transfer of Murphy, if it happens, more elevated than it should be as he's not the proven type of experienced player that we were allegedly after.

Actually think it looks better in this picture.

White with white shorts.

We've been waiting until the third kit was launched. We've been waiting until Ashley's court case was finished. We've been busy watching Wimbledon/Love Island/Good Morning Britain [delete as applicable]. The first two instalments of the P/L payments could yet cover Ashley's court costs. Easily done with cash 'diverted' to an 'agent' for an unknown Forrin.

Surprised it's not more considering he's armed with our transfer kitty.

Chris Rea's Brother. Shea

How hard is it to make a bid nowadays like? or are the financial 'experts' just mentally challenged? You bid. It gets turned down so you bid again. Takes 5 minutes on footy manager. Knowing our set up, the internet will be provided by FreeServe and be 48k dial up with no coverage when people ring the box office, clogging up the line.

Im no good on paint but id go out on a limb and reckon that the away shirt is a redcurrant/blue danube effort with white shorts.

Hart's not even listed in the next club betting on most sites with West Ham the favourites to have to house his lifetime supply of shampoo.

Confirmed kit. https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/884727755069431808

To be fair, Rafa aside, it's been negative here for ages.