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Think it's Mark Atkins?

This was their lineup against Everton: 13 Adrián 18 Jenkinson 19 Collins (Burke - 14' ) 02 Reid 03 Cresswell 16 Noble 08 Kouyaté 30 Song 11 Downing 24 Cole (de Carvalho - 70' ) 31 E Valencia Quite a few big units there, set pieces will be our downfall again I reckon. Second half on Saturday we got dominated by Karl Henry and Joey Barton, Kouyate and Song could play at walking pace and still steamroll us. I would actually fancy Abeid and Sissoko to hold their own against those 2 - not so much with Ryan Taylor and Colback.

It's worth noting that Hull haven't beaten a top 4 side all season. Their only wins against sides in the top 10 are against Everton and Liverpool. Aside from that they've only beaten QPR and Palace (twice each), Villa and the mackems. Them beating Man Utd would be a pretty huge shock.

This was their lineup against Everton: 13 Adrián 18 Jenkinson 19 Collins (Burke - 14' ) 02 Reid 03 Cresswell 16 Noble 08 Kouyaté 30 Song 11 Downing 24 Cole (de Carvalho - 70' ) 31 E Valencia Quite a few big units there, set pieces will be our downfall again I reckon.

West Ham have been terrible for months - their only league wins in 2015 are against Hull, Burnley and the mackems. This suggests that despite their struggles they can still turn over the really shite teams. This is not good news for us.

Fat Freddy thinks he'll sell if we get relegated http://m.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-32772119

So Steve Bruce has never beaten Man Utd in 17 attempts. You know exactly what's fucking happening here don't you.

Footballers are always somehow smaller in real life than you expect.

They had 4 big defenders to pick up as well and we only had 1 six-footer in the team, was always going to be someone dangerous left inadequately covered.

Caulker, Dunne, Fer, Austin and Zamora are all a threat - think we can pretty much guarantee more set-piece carnage.

And Man Utd are notoriously unreliable with last day fixtures they don't need to win.

QPR look utter wank but still have enough set piece threat to score a couple against us.

Never thought I wold see defending that made our lot look competent

Could be 4 games without a goal too - classic Pards.

Exactly. Their last 6 are DLWDLL. The W was against us. No-one expected Hull to get much from Palace and Liverpool and they managed 6 points - this is nowhere near over.

Their general play is OK but they have less cutting edge than us, best hope is it stays 0-0 I reckon - they have to win though so might get reckless later on.

Anyone who has us finishing with more than 35 points hasn't been paying attention.

Niggly muscle strains are very common after such a long lay off. Ideally he wouldn't have been rushed back into action this season.

Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele · 37m 37 minutes ago Coloccini's English has really improved since the last time I spoke to him. The club are scared now, from Ashley down. Desperate plea #nufc

I can't decide whether it's patronising or he's just openly taking the piss.

He's a very big part of the problem - at most Premier League clubs the MD would have an extensive list of contacts within the game to be able to bring in some help in our current dire situation, this bloke gives us absolutely nothing, may as well not be there.

Glad I got on this one - think I'm going to let it ride, can see the odds coming in a fair bit more over the next few weeks... I'm so conflicted right now, got 20 quid on at 200/1, if we go down I win 4 grand

Don't worry everyone, I'm sure our brave lads will respond in the right way to the additional pressure being cranked up - I've heard they've been fucking mint in training this week

Not so long ago people were saying Hull had no chance of catching us The other teams are fighting, we're in total disarray - it's really not looking good.

It's noteworthy that she hasn't changed her version of events mind - he clearly was giving out the sweary threats despite having "categorically denied" it.