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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ex-newcastle-united-manager-alan-pardew-9131610? Hutchison fucking hates Pardew

He's definitely getting a lot more stick from the press: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-diary-newcastles-slump-5590857? Best bit:

As it stands there's a good chance McClaren would turn us down anyway - we're a shambles.

We won't need to. QPR are going to get six points max, which would give them 33. Burnley have to play Hull and Villa, they can't all win. All Hull's other games are ones they'd lose 99 times out of 100. Mackems have three away games they'll almost certainly lose and one of their others is Leicester. 35 points is already enough. I'm not so sure - you would back Hull to beat Burnley at home so they just need a single point from their other 4 games, and neither Liverpool or Spurs are playing brilliantly - from the reverse fixtures this season Hull got 2 points. Leicester should beat us and QPR I reckon Burnley and QPR are gone, final spot is between us and the mackems.

Apart from we did - 2002-2006, as part of a longer run in which went 9 derbies unbeaten.

The Chronicle had one a couple of days ago - came out around 50/50 I think. Compares favourably to the 97% who don't want Carver!

Pretty much sums it up.

Ouch. http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-john-an-open-letter-to-john-carver/

I'm sure what he actually means is that Garde thought the club was fucking massive and should be challenging at the top of the league - they can't be appointing someone with those ridiculous notions!

Lists a roll-call of complete and abject failure then hits you with that last line.

Well he has a trial yet, like Well I know that, ha! Don't think I asked in enough detail. As in if you are found guilty in court, does this case mean prison no matter what? If he's guilty on those charges he's going to prison like.

There'll be stuff going on outside the ground again I would imagine, and there's the big Sports Direct on Northumberland St which is one of the branches being targeted.

Official club post on Facebook offering tickets for a tenner - these are the first replies: Sort a manager first and spend some money you twats Like · Reply · 1 · 1 hr Desperation bahhh Like · Reply · 1 · 1 hr Stick them where the sun don't shine Like · Reply · 1 hr Shameless as always Like · Reply · 1 · 1 hr Found 1 of these tickets nailed to a tree the other day, thought nice one must be my lucky day so took it! You can never have to many nails... Like · Reply · 14 · 1 hr Not even it was a freebie. Like · Reply · 1 · 1 hr how about they pay me a tenna

#wait

Glad I got on this one - think I'm going to let it ride, can see the odds coming in a fair bit more over the next few weeks...

If they lose at Stoke next week they'll be in deep trouble - QPR have West Ham at home and Burnley and Leicester play each other.

http://talksport.com/football/bad-news-newcastle-fans-magpies-set-stick-john-carver-talksport-told-150420143794?

We haven't from the last 6.

Bullshit, no-one goes into the ground this early. Might be a lot around in town, but they could be there for the protest....

Quite a few comments like this on Twitter: It's looking promising....

In off the bar from 20 yards, that's genuinely impressive!

Fantastic OG

Shit load of empty seats at Man City - what the fuck are they boycotting for??