Belfast Mags

I think we could all benefit from been slightly drunk tbh Supporting is hard sometimes

Failed comeback

We say that, but strangely he's happy to pass ballbouncingly good bonuses to run of the mill staff in SD. Like crazy good.

Things are looking pretty terminal now but I'm still not sure what that actually means (if that makes sense) We talk about MA coming up with all these elaborate plans to force AP out so he don't have to pay of his contract, all the while, overlooking the facts that MA has never been richer than he is currently. He could do it tomorrow, without a seconds though. I can't work it out myself.

And the bottom isn't even in sight yet

Why is our movement off the ball, when we are in possession, so fucking tragic? It's incredible that footballers can't drift into space once or twice.

JFK appoints himself as "interim" manager until the end of the season. We avoid relegation by the skin of our teeth. The search for our new manager begins with the net thrown both far and wide. In a scarily similar scenario to the transfer window past, Uncal Joe can't get anyone "over the line" Appoints himself permanent manager before the start of the season. Simples

yip

That first half was a shithouse performance that a selected N-O team wouldn't have put out. As much as Everton played well, we gifted them the three goals and never competed in any area of the pitch. The game was over at half time and Everton had mentally gone home. Granted we pressed a lot better in the second half but I can't really take any comfort in that, given how utterly outclassed we were in the first, and as I say, by virtue that all the Everton players where mentally at home banging the wife/girlfriend. Very very few had us down for anything from that game, but the level of cluelessness and capitulation was practically unbelievable. And that's no shit.

:lol: Right enough

But at least he's heathy (and making lots of money)

What a twat

Depressingly, I think you've given it a good shout there.

Parky proper hates them man

Thank fuck

Thought Gouff showed the most drive tonight, looked like he was trying (which he always has done tbf). Not disgraced at all.

Good one

Front foot football all the way under me Mole None of this wishy-washy shite. Any team under me will be the fittest fucking bunch you'll ever see. Plenty off the ball movement, everybody drilled to find space all the time, everything based around simple triangles, always offering two options. If you can't play football with one touch, with either foot, you're fucking out. Play out from the back, no hoofball. Defensive unit, drilled to fucking death on positional sense and awareness. When we don't have the ball, you must absolutely hound, chase and run that ball down, all over the pitch. Even great teams don't like being pressed for 90 minutes. Win the ball at all costs, if you have the ball, you can't lose. Simples

Hi Kev

Beautiful finish and played some lovely passes when he came on. 7/10 wb

Was ok tonight, probably the best of a bad bunch, but going forward, he offers very little, which for all the hype before his arrival is very disappointing. He's easily muscled of the ball and doesn't possess any genuine pace, so he's basically checkmated every time.

Weak as piss

I'll fucking do it