Belfast Mags

You've obviously been in a coma then, they created LOADS, literally LOADS and LOADS of chances Can't believe you've missed them all tbh

I have not a single clue what the fuck this thread is supposed to be about

Thanks Mike, you've really cheered me up there

Just realized that? No not really, but you kind of live in hope that it'll all work itself out in the end and it'll not be as bad as you feared, and then you have a moment of clarity, when you realize, you actually DO support the real life headfuck, that is Newcastle United and it wasn't a bad dream you were having, you're really emotionally tied into all this.

This is going to be a long fucking season, isn't it

Very good

Maybe Ba and Remy would work.

Looks like his eyeballs are about to pop out

His hands are good but his fucking face is better :lol: Proper shit himself

We're trying very very hard not to sign anyone, but at least we're trying Good old Joe

Fuck them both

Forgot to post after the Russia game, played well on the wing for us and had a terrific little step over/360 degree turn to outwit his marker and get a descent cross in. Reckon he's going to come of age soon.

Demba back would be right now

Perhaps he's using reserve psychology, trying to pile the pressure on JFK to sign players. Yeah, OK, I know, I'm clutching at straws here

8. We just look so fucking apathetic and clueless, it's unreal for a start of a season. It's like being locked on a rollercoaster ride that you don't want to go on

But, but, but there wasn't any good deals, hardly Joe's fault

You've pretty much answered your own point there

It's always been that way tbf. Oh, I know that, but it runs against what Pardew had been saying/wanting etc, this only puts it to bed in unequivocal terms. JFK 1 -0 Pards, a result from SJP Wait, we scored!? no mate, JFK has scored and he doesn't fall under "we"

I'm now totally convinced Pardew played him for 90mins yesterday purely to show how ineffective he is. Which is just great. 'working together' That more than crossed my mind as well actually.

It's always been that way tbf. Oh, I know that, but it runs against what Pardew had been saying/wanting etc, this only puts it to bed in unequivocal terms. JFK 1 -0 Pards, a result from SJP

So basically it sounds like any deal will be done on a "good deal" basis, and not on improving the squad or filling a gap that badly needs filled because its a top ten squad that can deliver, as is.