Belfast Mags

Yawn

Sitting down to watch football, what a pile of shite

"Soccer team"

You suck

Pies at half time surely, Jesus Christ, eating in the middle of a fucking game, what is wrong with some people

Not quite sure why, but that kit is

Get in

Cheesy chips on tap thru an App

Nice

I'll take those odds

£93 straight deal I heard

Look at me, look at me, I know how to use the Internetz, Pathetic

1-3 (Shola)

Enjoyed reading that, in a fucked up kinda way

Been a great night

Nearly posted that one anarl

It's been good in here tonight

Bimpy is class

Joe, attempting to get "one over the line" http://randomgifs.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/FlsUfiL.gif

Valbuena. That little cunt hates us

It's just a job to these guys, simples Well I've got a face like a smacked arse when I've had a shocker at work, so it's even worse. That's one of the reasons Hatem's happy here, tbh. Worshipped across the board no matter how he or the rest of the team plays. I've said this before, one of the main positives, apparently, of Pardew is that HBA really likes him. Yeah, cos he gets to go to France for a month every time he has a knock and can apparently eat what he wants to. Fuck all to do with performance. My favourite managers at work are the ones that let me have leave and don't moan when I'm on my phone when I'm meant to be working. "he eats when he wants he eats when, he wants Hatem Ben Arfa he eats when he wants"

Well he can only really look at himself and in that game, he played OK I guess so it's all good (from his perspective) He'll quite happily play his football in a black and white shirt, a blue shirt, red shirt etc, it really makes no difference as long as he's being paid to do so. This isn't a dig at Benny btw, more just a general point of view on footballers. It's only us mugs who actually go through the ringer, week in, week out emotionally I'm afraid.