Sean

Livramento is just so positive on the ball.

Argh. Fuck man. Got to score there.

Did Jenas just reference Xavi Simons when talking about young talent born on the streets of Paris?

We might need a new stadium soon just to fit all our injured players in the corridors

Not even surprising, he's just so good.

And that they think people would miss them so much it would make the league irrelevant. News flash for these deluded cunts.

Reading a page or 2 of Rawk has left me struggling to breathe. It's like some self help group for mentally-challenged conspiracy theorists over there

How many games are we likely to play before January? 15 or so?

That's Gordon's strengths and weaknesses shown in that one move.

The rest of our midfield is a shadow of itself without Bruno.

I'm not sure Bournemouth actually want a win here.

Living dangerously here.

Have we ever really managed to look good without Bruno? I know our results used to be horrible without him.

Such a drama queen, thought he was gonna be out for months at first

I hope we never become such little whining children when we lose a game. Seems to be an affliction that affects most of the top clubs.

Completely forgot this was on tonight. Had no doubts when opening N.O that we had done the job though. It's only Man Utd after all

Even if a footballer is betting on games not involving his own team, he may well be aware of inside information from a friend in another camp. It calls the whole integrity of the sport into question (that's assuming football has any integrity left)

Think our background checks on potential signings may be even more thorough after this. What a fucking idiot. Addictions frequently come back, so we can't say for sure this is the end of the matter. I haven't really paid much attention to this tbh so unsure if him/his agent/Milan were likely to know this was coming. If they did, fuck them all as they've fucked us good.

Think Dortmund have played us perfectly so far. Very dangerous on the break and deserve their lead. Looking forward to the second half and seeing what we do to try to get a result. These are the nights to enjoy after all.

Couldn't understand not hitting the free kick at goal in these conditions. Like you say, shoot on sight.

A right foot would have helped there.

Feels too good to be true that we win tonight. But then everything since the takeover has been too good to be true so why not.

Ten Haag record breaker.

Onana is so shit. Ten Haag is such a loser buying shite like him and Anthony, having experience of how shit they are