Sean

Any technology that can be used to help officials make the correct decisions, is currently being used to help the officials protect the big 6. Must be a lot of money flowing somewhere.

I think we'll plead poverty to get a good deal on a left back. Then spend hundreds of millions an a CB

I suppose a routine home win for you is a completely undeserved one so I'll give you that

Yep, what planet do you need to be on to review last season and decide that they are the real issues. Planet big 6 clearly.

Hilariously bad tonight.

How do they expect respect to be shown towards them, if they continue to fuck teams over and favour others? Absolute jokers.

Oh great, the PL is going to be even more corrupt this season. Absolutely fucking scandalous man.

I was debating in my head whether he would put it in the near or far post. Had zero doubt it was going in though.

Some of his passing was just sublime. Short, long, through balls, the lot. And he's clearly an absolute warrior. Can see him playing better the bigger the game.

I think I love Harvey Barnes.

Well Martinez clearly thought it was an obvious goalscoring opportunity, otherwise why bring Miggy down so blatantly? I haven't missed the refereeing in this country.

Referee likes being a pantomime villain. Cos he's a massive fucking cunt.

Fuck off you fucking wanker.

Weak foot and all. Let's not mention the control though

Sounds like we are holding a funeral for Tyrone Mings out there. Could hear a pin drop.

Looks like they're gonna be gunning for Isak now. Sad to see such an injury but it was just bad luck.

4 Think filming must have only started in December/Jan.

Really disappointed. They cut Gordon's missus' massive tits out of all shots. Why would you do such a thing?

Yeah Zefi is the one I'm waiting for the most. Didn't our ITK say it's already done? He looks a real talent.

What an absolute fanny he is.

We don't need 3 points though. Calm the fuck down, the season hasn't even started and I feel some are close to losing it already.

Lascelles has got that lengthy Fifa running style man, rapid once he's finally got going

4 and a half years younger than Schar, a great age for the here and now and gives us time to find or develop a younger CB.

The more I think about our preseason the more disappointed I get with Targett. He should have came back one of the fittest, and like Anderson and Gordon have done, given the manager a real selection headache. Instead, he's looked slow and off the pace and has instead ensured Dan Burn has the left back position locked down for the foreseeable. This is with the massive caveat that I don't have access to the data and knowledge the club have, but I'd be interested to know what his fitness is like compared to before his layoff last season. From the outside looking in, and with the way FFP works, I'd probably look to sell him in order to be able to bring in the best left back we can find.

I must be the only one who's gonna enjoy this going by the comments. Honestly couldn't give a fuck who narrates it and it's not gonna spoil anything