Miercoles

Holy shit I missed that somehow, good lord man

Boy this team really hates to win

Isn't that everybody? Almost every MLB player was a short stop in high school for example.

5-4-0 lol

What is this team

Why do we always have injuries you have to Google? I remember Barnes not too long ago teaching your lovely country about turf toe, now I'm looking up muscle distribution what the fuck man.

That was what stood out to me in the first half. Every time we got the ball our midfield just disappeared into the forest of blue shirts, not a single person showing for the ball. So the defenders pass it amongst themselves and then eventually have to make a risky pass and we lose the ball. Frustrating.

You mean like Jacob Murphy?

They're kind of spoiled over there man, holy fuck it costs $50 and takes 90 minutes to get to the game! Meanwhile it costs me $35 and 4 hours to get to fucking work.

Seems crazy to me, after winning their first ever trophy. I feel like that should buy you a bit of grace in the title-hangover season that follows.

The loss to West Ham was a real fucker, mind you.

Exactly, plenty of good sides go and play shit teams and don't score 6 goals. It's very easy to come out of a game like this 1-0 or 2-0 and still have work to do. One thing we've always had with Eddie is the potential to put a wild score past you in the first half if you lose concentration, like we've done to Spurs a couple of times.

I'm sure he would if he got a sitter unmarked 12 yards from goal like

Great fucking goal too, though they gave him about 30 yards of space. With his left foot too, fuck it.

Aaaaahahahahahaha

No subs is wild

I remember Callum on his podcast taking a question on whether he would let someone else take a penalty if they were on a hat trick, his answer was fuuuuuuuck no. I'm pen taker, I'm having it. Not sure what trips is on about but I'm with Gordon if that's what it was. Second pen was better than the first, too.

Just a healthy diet of horse meat if you ask Doctor Overeem:

Yeah I figure UEFA has pitch standards, still I wouldn't be surprised if things get weird out there.

Definitely glad to be playing away first on this one. Feel like we should win, but it's giving me CONCACAF trauma flashbacks. Away games to backwater nations are never as simple as they seem. Crazy dirt pitches, referees under real threat of being torn apart by a mob in the stadium, a lot of variables you don't see in the premier league.

I mean Guam is pretty far away if we're getting into territories, but that's not the point is it? Not that I'm trying to make a serious point or get into a fight or whatever, just taking the piss a little bit since over here 3,000 mile away games are the norm. So it's a little bit funny when you see people complaining about like a two hour car ride, my daily commute is two fucking hours. Then again it's a lot less common for away fans to travel here as well.

Shorter flight than LA > NYC, Europe is adorable. Fucking hyped for this. Gordon to score twice.

The Eddie out folks need to remember we'd be bringing in dudes like this

In the dark times I used to HATE scoring early. Our only chance for a win was to go into the last five minutes at 0-0.

Had him on the hook for all three goals tbh