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Dortmund have got to be shitting themselves, heading to SJP next sitting on zero points.

I feel like I missed my shot too see a game at all tbh. The only way in now is to buy one of those prawn sandwich packages.

Why are YouTube thumbnails so horrible? That's one thing that really makes me feel fucking old man.

The more I watch that first goal... his header on the interception there is actually aimed perfectly, I don't think that was luck either. What a player.

He kicked one down the fucking tunnel I was thinking in the old days without so many other balls handy that would have been some world class time wasting.

Had a brilliant recovery in the second half too when the oppo player (maybe dembele?) turned Burn and was through on goal. Lascalles turned on some speed I didn't know he had for that one, didn't make a tackle but absolutely put the guy off his shot.

What a fucking goal, that tackle, the curler ahhh man he really does score at least one worldie out of nothing every year. Not a bad time for it!

Fucking hell lads!

Who had the interception for that first goal? Was it lascalles?

Feel like 100m isn't even that much any more. Reasonable midfielders from Brighton go for that now, eh?

Glad he's back, gonna be tough to get into the side after Tino's showing though.

Holy shit

Can't wait to see Dummet vs Haaland in the second half.

It might be fourth division but when they went into a game needing eight goals and he had something like two goals three assists... that shows some real character I think. Excited to see what this dude can do, I hope he gets some real minutes this season. I do feel like it's kind of shit or get off the pot at this point though, we need to see it this season or I'm not sure we ever will.

Lad looked like an old lady trying to hold her 90 pound German Shepard back by the collar. Didn't even slow Burny down

Carried that defender all the way across the box for his goal

Man United's strip here is a fucking shambles.

Because then you're lending credence to the idea that you should be nervous about playing there. "Hey guys we need to go get used to this because otherwise you'll be scared shitless" then the players are thinking "shit, should I be scared?" Totally understand the logic behind treating it like any other ground.

Starting champions League games, seems a bit much. Can't we send him to a Scottish team somewhere he'll never play?

Cleared one off the line tbf

Of course I have a work meeting at the 15 minute mark, what the fuck. Definitely could have been an email, also.

Doesn't matter man, it's not like the NFL where it's a no call if the ball is "uncatchable."

I mean, if someone's running and you put something in their way so that they run into it and fall over... that's called tripping. Gordon is not under any obligation to attempt to avoid the challenge.

Gordon shields the ball and the keeper cleans him out, clumsy challenge and always a foul. Absolutely buys the foul, but that's football. The only confusion is because we've seen a lot of clear fouls not given in the box recently for various arcane reasons, and I would not have been surprised if this was not given as well Whether Gordon was going to be able to keep the ball in is another question. Probably not, but we'll never know because the keeper cleaned him out.

Lmao you just know that's from Liga MX before you even read the team names. My buddy got in a fight during an indoor game over similar. He hit a judo throw on this Mexican dude who kept grabbing his dick Definitely a part of the playbook down here.