Miercoles

Sammy Aye but when everyone is fit, ayoze, cisse, Dr jong, cabella.. he'll be a great option from the bench when he first comes back, don't think he starts just yet though. Creased at that fucking phone He's got a new official nickname as far as I'm concerned. "Paging Dr Jong" when he scores and all that.

He also fucked up his career by being a crap player

I fucking love it. Andre Marriner has been driving me nuts for ages.

So much fun to watch

I thought that but now I've got it in the back of my mind that if we do too well while Charver's in charge he might get the job full time. This is really annoying. Just masochistic now man. Even if Carver does well we'll bring in someone new in the summer. This is a moment where you can genuinely get behind the team and cheer when Papisse strokes in a hat trick.

I keep staying up later than I should drinking more than I should just in case the announcement comes at 2am pst

Hahahahaha perfect

:lol:

So funny seeing him run about as a player, I'd be fucking fuming if he was still here Saw an article with a hilarious description of his playing days, something like "A mediocre midfielder known more for his high-waisted shorts than his footballing ability"

Has anyone told hbarecall yet?

Tiote, Colback, Sissoko. Cabella and Siem on the bench, coming on as wingers when we go a goal down. How could it be anything else?

Jesus christ. So in other words, this is why we pay Vurnon Anita the big bucks ey? To think if we won we'd be in the semi final, that's almost like actually doing a thing. We're fucked. We'll lose this and then the derby won't we?

Who in the fuck is our backup right back? Do we have one?

He's come up a few times this season hasn't he? Seems like he is making a nice transition in his game as he loses his physical ability. He has always been a crafty player so I'm not surprised. It's an even nicer move from Mourinho when you think about how Drogba'll be willing to take a pay cut after his stint at a chinese club that doesn't pay its athletes

Been good for me on fm14

Pardew is incredibly committed to not using Cabella.

It was brutal watching that ~30 minutes or so when Cabella came on in the #10 role and was fucking spectacular, just because as soon as he got shuffled out to the right I knew we'd never see it again. What a criminal fucking waste of talent.

Thought you guys would appreciate this: http://www.espnfc.us/barclays-premier-league/23/blog/post/2193193/arsene-wenger-could-learn-a-thing-or-two-from-alan-pardew

Yup. 4-0 Chelsea.

Yup

We only had to comeback because of the f***ing retarded approach we had in the first half. And a draw to this Burnley side is f***ing atrocious Not arguing about any of that, or that we should have won and its an embarrassment and all that, I agree. Just saying with all that in mind, trying to get some joy out of watching my favorite (shit) team, once you go down away from home you'll be happy with anything but a loss. I never thought we'd come back tbh, so I was able to celebrate a bit when Cisse* bullshitted that goal in. *Atrocious performance from Cisse, not salvaged by the goal.

I'll take a comeback draw away from home most days. Our injuries make it almost acceptable at Burnley. It was wonderful to see Cabella playing #10 for a brief moment there. Hope he takes that position on and we get sissoko and one of our other three-s***-midfielders behind him. I've given sammy a lot of s*** lately but he was great in this game, he and Haidara seem to have a good understanding. Janmaat is the shit. Cisse and Ayoze I'd rather not talk about.

ahhh fuck

"Knock a dog when it's down" had me howling Sorry

It'd probably be better to be playing a center midfielder at center midfield though.