Miercoles

Denial is a wonderful thing....

Really love how they waited til the very end of the window so that we have no possible chance of bringing in a replacement.

Does anybody really think we'll sign a new player this window? It never really even crossed my mind that we would.

Have to say they absolutely blew it with the playoffs this season, absolutely no coverage of it at all. It was easier to keep up with fucking Olympic Curling qualifiers.

Fairly positive he didn't come here to be a career newcastle player

Vermaelen likes her too: http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Vermaelen-Massey.png

USA goes out without a point. This has got to be the worst possible group for us.

I should know better than to watch a game with Howard Webb...

They are doing a shit job of advertising this. I never have any fucking idea when the playoff games are on.

I had the same thought --- one hell of a sunday! Of course I'd be blacked out by the superbowl's halftime show, but hey what can you do?

No fucking clue, but it's too late now.

Jesus.

Finally saw Goof's goal, it was a cracker! Not sure what you guys are arguing about at the moment, and don't feel the need to join in, but that's a quality strike by any standard. Hope for many more like that from this dude.

I've always thought Sammy could be a good player for us, and it looks like he is stepping it up a notch this season. You can't hate on a guy for getting both assists in a 2-nil win.

Ultra stoked for this, especially after that debacle in south africa. Can't wait to just crank my tv up and listen to the atmosphere. For a few moments before our wankjob talking heads start chattering about david beckham for no reason, at least. Samba > vuvuzellas Oh and it's a great excuse to break out my stars & stripes tanktop and get liqoured up by two in the afternoon. AMERICA!!!

You guys should have paid the fucking bribe money then, instead of relying solely on Beckham's blowjob abilities.

I have to admit I am fucking loving their meltdown.

Thought you were going to say 'instead of forcing him out, force him in" Force it in him? Maybe we can get Remy to rape him, that'll send the fat bastard on his way

Well I guess we can look forward to some new signings in january!

Like this? Remy Cisse Gouffran Ben Arfa Sissoko Cabaye Could be groovy.

We're fucked. See you in january.

Never been so depressed by a 2-0 win. Thinking I should just fuck off and check in again next July.

Aye, but his constant agitation and bullshit was unnecessary and the reason he's on my shitlist.

Clearly don't need a striker