Miercoles

dont worry lads, jamaal lascelles will turn this ship around next season

Our left and right defensive midfielders are fucking ballers though.

Also, way too hot to be English, let alone northern. Sorry fellas

Damn

Yeah. I like how drastically his goals vary. Swerving megabeast volleys into the top corner like every game - now just dribbling fumbles into the net. They all count I guess, just think he's due a swerving megabeast volley. They're the kind of goals that would have your friends spiking their ps2 controllers off the ground in the good old days tbf

Nobody scores a bullshit goal like Papiss

Need pics to verify

classic andre fucking marriner performance.

the epitome of a 'limited defender'

Yeah but if we get relegated I can't watch football for a year. *I know I know, we don't see any football at the newcastle games now either...

I can't believe this thread title wasn't a joke...

yah i have to say this 'inverted wing back' thing is the stupidest shit i have ever seen

this fucking club man... it really burns to see santon and mapou walk into top teams in a top league when we refused to play them in favor of paul fucking dummet.

Not much of a bet, it looks like he last had his head shaved about 3 weeks ago.

The only motherfucker who would say that is a motherfucker who doesn't believe that he will win.

This "I believe that we will win" shit isn't going to stick around is it? Please. Lie to me if you have to. Please tell me we'll be rid of this embarrassment soon...

That was so fucked after Sammy had been awful all day. What the fuck.

Got up at six am for that shit. Went right back to bed afterwards. Surprised it didn't give me nightmares.

This pic from that article really really needs to be a meme: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/21/000E2B6700000258-2919861-image-m-26_1421841010490.jpg

Tottenham has Harry Kane, we get Jack fucking Colback...

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but I am happy giving Charver the benefit of the doubt for now. He is starting Cabella (January World Player of the Month) and in the fantasy world within my own head this means the training schedule is now five days a week on attacking football

Jesus christ I read this thread title as Siem leaving at first.

that's gotta really motivate the players

God fucking damn it.

Can't imagine someone coming in for him having not played for the last year or so...