mikejaxer

Nah, Everton and Leicester to go down ideally. No offence to Leicester though, I just think it'd be funny.

Somehow I can't imagine Howe ever wanting to play a B team and half-ass it. It's not in his nature.

Yeah, I can't tell if it's super cringe to the point where it's funny or it's just cringe.

Absolutely convinced that none of this would have happened if not for Rafa and that Liverpool game where Amanda Stavely was in the stands.

My favourite thing about him is that he always looks to improve a player, whereas other managers will constantly cry about not having enough money in the transfer budget to bring in someone better. Howe started off having absolutely no money at Bournemouth, working with the bare minimum, needing to make the most of what he's got and that moulded him into the manager he is today.

Aye. Could feel lots of frustration around me slow build up as the game went on then when the full time whistle went none of it mattered anymore. Also some guy that kept encouraging Sven to score, every time we had a corner.

He didn't look out of place which was the important thing, considering this is only his second start in the Premier League. I feel like he needs to play on the LW though.

Got back. Crowd was fantastic despite the game Can't believe we've made the Champions League finally. Doesn't feel real.

Leicester were so weird, it's like no one told them they only have two games left and they were in the relegation zone

Relaxing by blasting some A-Ha in the dressing rooms, no doubt

Can she play midfield?

Of all the teams there, I'd love to play Athletico Madrid the most. I'm confused about AC Milan, aren't they 5th in the league?

I'll admit I haven't been watching Leicester but I thought Tielemans was considered decent? Or is this just a case of 2008/09 Newcastle where the team is full of downed tools? Mercenaries who don't care because they know they'll get a move to another club in the summer

If you're looking for optimism, we still don't know who we're going to play in midfield. Willock is out of rest of the season. Longstaff only just returned to training and might not be fit. Bruno and Joelinton who knows.

Was tempted to with Bruno or Tripps but I have to go with Joelinton, he's just so consistent and he plays every role he's given so well. I probably would have went with Bruno if he hadn't had to play through an injury for the entire second half of the season, his levels have dropped slightly but he's still class.

Worrying

Y'know, Everton fans don't seem as bad anymore compared to this lot.

Looking unlikely though. Brighton only need basically 1 win from their last 3 because even if Villa win their last game, there's no way they're turning over a 14 goal difference between them.

Political stuff, stuff I won't get into.

Nah, fuck John Cena

Ah fuck you're right. He's done like 50 celebrations in 1, I lost track

It's A for Arthur, isn't it?