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I’m sure they’d love it. Here’s Emma Hayes, Chelsea women’s manger, calling for smaller goals. https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2019/05/22/chelsea-women-manager-emma-hayes-urges-goals-made-smaller-womens-game-9640291/amp/ Obvious statement but women aren’t built like men and they shouldn’t have to run the same distances as men do. It’s unfair and I feel sorry for them. ffs

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*looks up player #12 before realizing you meant the goal*

I’d be more insulted if my opponent put on kiddy gloves. Kill iz or get out.

Carli Lloyd coming on to finish things off

Is this what it feels like to root for a good team

Insigne scored a cracking goal off a volley

If I heard right she’s a forward being played at left back

Dreadful. I'm in love with Megan Rapinoe and her pink hair. She’s mint

This Thai keeper, yikes.

Thing I really appreciate about the women’s game is the lack of cynicism. Rarely see women’s players flopping about or looking for the foul.

His previous club has a top notch badge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp

Imagine being angry that your club is being linked to Rafa Wankers

Aye, 'cause they're blessed with riches like Fabio Borini.

Who's the best active player to have never won the CL? Hazard? Zlatan?

Has he otherwise never worn that suit? Are you trying to cause , JH?

Big CL games: Messi/Ronaldo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> x infinity then Zidane CR is the all-time top goalscorer in each the CL knockout stages, quarterfinals, and semifinals

Wil Trapp is a shittier Kyle Beckerman. And he’s never not gonna be picked under Berhalter either.

Get yourself down to Granada when you get a chance, nees.

Becks reportedly offering big money to Luis Suarez to join Inter Miami for next season.

Mourinho’s not coming here ffs

“Despite their names sounding similar, the Chronicle can confirm that Eid Mubarak has no relation to former US president Barack Obama.”