Deuce

They’re just a glorified Chelsea. Their two best managers in modern times have been classic man managers whose job is to manage the egos of the divas that Perez buys.

Ngl I’ll be furious if, in the middle of an injury crisis, we open up the chequebook for fucking Scalvini

Ugh

Always a treat to watch a player for the first time and know you’re going to hate him for the next 15 years.

Maybe he’ll bookend his time here with a pair of top class half-seasons

Someone we can let off the gas against but still beat convincingly It’ll be Man City (A) of course

Doesn’t appear to be

Feels like the immediate solution is to recall Targett, though that seems unlikely.

Botman will know Scalvini well, backline mates from the Permacrock FC starting XI.

We’re gonna win lads

John Rooney gonna jump a few levels now

How much to pry Kepa away from Arsenal

Was half their PL-relegated squad a bunch of cowards? Or just Aaronson? Or perhaps! there was something else at play here…

Anderson is the perfect midfielder for ManU under SAF. As it is, I’d hate for him to go there and be ruined (or go there and flourish for them).

There’s a very real possibility that Thiaw is our only current CB (not including Yung Murf at this point) who’ll be here in two years time. Need to bring in some new guys starting this summer. In fact it’s only really Thiaw, Hall, and Livra across the back line that you’d be confident would still be here in two years, and the pressure to sell Livra will be high.

Minus the fact that he played 46 Championship matches last season and was integral to their promotion.

Fair dos to that set piece dork who has Brentford 5th and 6 points ahead of Frank’s Spurs

At this point they should just convince SAF to come back until he dies

Eyeing the Wolves job no doubt

Not even remotely worried about Eddie choosing to leave for ManU or Chelsea.