Deuce

Is he erudite?

Cunt probably wants to privatize the NHS too Edit: forget it

He looks mildly retarded.

In theory, we should be looking to upgrade across the squad. But winger is really the last place we should be looking this window, especially with what little funds we may or may not have. It’s lowest priority. Edit: referring to Stanislas or similarly average players, obviously Schurrle would be a different story

holy shit

Is Conte’s system predicated on having a one-dimensional, lumbering oaf of a striker?

Could offer the cunt £500m and he’d come back with £550m. He’s a fucking dickhead and a narcissist who always has to feel like he’s “won” a deal. He’s the British Trump.

when was that again

He wants to be like "350m" and someone just to go "okay" and then shake hands and it be done. He doesn't want to negotiate at all. Even if someone did that, you know he’d then be like “change my mind, make it 400m.” He’s a fucking dick.

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Would love for Aubameyang to leave Dortmund though. Step up, Big Isak. Pulisic-Isak-Sancho

Arsenal...gunning...for Aubameyang.

Seems more likely that Hazard moves to Real and Chelsea throws money at Liverpool to sign Salah, again.

Sure, we don't need to keep any CFs in the squad or anything.

Would've been a nifty little goal

A front three of Sanchez-Lukaku-Martial with Mata-Pogba-Matic behind them is...good.

NBC team highlighted the terrible job Choupo-Moting did on the Valencia goal...left him wide open on that side.

I'd have him here tbh

Stephen Ireland is somehow only 31 years old

We'd have to pay actual money for that to happen.

Lost 0-8 to Chelsea a few years back