Deuce

Per ESPN:

We're a bunch of mugs if we accept that pittance for him.

Great strike

What would be most quintessentially NUFC would be a shock Norwich victory over Chelsea followed by them bumming us at home.

Phencyclidine Which is what a lot of you seem to be injesting these days.

Fyp

Arsenal might as well sell him if they’re sure he’s gone after the season

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‘Arry’s available

Why would Staveley agree to a photo-op?

THERE IS NO AMANDA STAVELEY

Isn’t he a winger?

It’d be great to have an Italian in the squad again.

Wouldn't worry then, ESPN have never reported something accurately with regards to football. Well that’s not at all true

Nah he’s shit and it’s catching up with him. If stoke do get rid, who could they get to replace him that’s the thing? Bruce, Pearson, Warnock, McClaren, someone else from the PFM shit carousel

What a rebel.

Stoke's need for a proper striker is almost as dire as ours.

Honestly, there's not much if anything that separates him from Maguire and Keane.

It’s a petty thing maybe, but I struggle to take seriously anyone who can’t spell our own players’ names correctly.

Let's kill these

I was wondering if it was a tactic to attack down the side Shaqiri wasn`t incase we lost the ball. Well tbf, I wouldn't be running many attacks down that flank either considering it was Ritchie and Manquillo.

I remember him as a central midfielder from his time at Wigan and West Ham. Only seems like he got pushed a bit further forward when he got to Hull, which carried over to us. Think he's definitely better as a CM than AM.

7 points out of 12, which didn't include an absolute bumming by City. That'll do.