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Why is it so hard to nail down exactly how tall footballers are? not really an issue in any other sport.

It was just one game tbf.

Unsurprisingly, he plays much better when the players around him do as well.

Me too mate, nearly passed out light headed every time I shouted at the TV. Oh, btw, I just got HIV earlier today as well, so I win. You sound positive about it at least.

Imagine being this spoiled. What a turd.

I know “being tall” isn’t the be-all, end-all of what constitutes good goalkeeping, but he has at least a few inches on Elliot and even more then so on Darlow and that’s gotta count for something.

hope he’s getting the dogs abuse on Twitter for that one

wank derp fuck dick plop grrr woof cunt

Forgot he was the manager there

Seen him play one game. So can't really comment, but from what I've heard he seems like the perfect player for Barcelona. Thank god, I’ve been worried about them.

Not thrilled about all the racial abuse he’s about to get.

Like waiting for the captain of the football team to ask you to prom, and settling for the kid who smells like a hamster cage.

As if that little penis of a managing director is working right now.

Be a great trivia question someday.

Watch it be for an absolutely pitiful amount too.

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Our record buy is still Michael Owen.

This

I enjoy Internationals. Other than NUFC they're all I bother with these days. despite my country being absolute shit, I agree.

Waiting for Flip’s ‘PSG are cunts’ hottake

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