Deuce

I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt

The FA Cup Semi's being at Wembley. Wembley. But how do you feel about Wembo?

Was watching this at the gym when Punch scored and Pardew did his little jig. Almost fell off the treadmill, seething.

The managerial line-up for next season is ridiculous. Pep, Wenger, Klopp, Mourinho, Pochettino, Ranieri, Conte, Mazzarri, Rafa, Pellegrini if Everton are smart.

The rare double-Giggs. Impressive.

And 43 in real life.

Nah, he's a pathetic player who doesn't give a shit. Hundreds of more effective players out there who would be prepared to sign. Is there fuck man. Sissoko would be a disgusting beast in the Championship.

Ironically, their alphabetical position doesn't change at all in that Wiki leak.

Because Bournemouth are technically "AFC Bournemouth", they appear first alphabetically in many places (ex. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_Premier_League#Teams), and not among the B's where they belong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcZ8m_1rMQ

Aston Villa Shi F.C. coming soon. Howay the Foo Dogs.

With him in the XI we'd surely be domed.

Guaranteed silverware and/or CL football every season.

The lack of confidence and ambition is why your team now lies in the Championship. You best believe every single Manchester United player believes they are going to win this game. The cup is ours. You're making it extraordinarily difficult to want Manchester2 to win it over Pardew.

That damned united.

Collect all the Lewises

coq for me like

That's the best thing I've ever seen. Not even hyperbole. That's pure sex.

Black and white hoops. You heard it here first... Be ace for a third kit.

Doesn't Hodgson "speak" a ton of languages?

Hargreaves. The man with all accents. Would love a Hargreaves Friedel dream team on commentary. Dutch voiceover provided by McClaren