Deuce

Turns out he's an asylum seeker, will have his own taxpayer-funded flat and full benefits by the end of the week.

"beech"

Aye. Lined up to be new Bond I reckon. First they talked about a black Bond, and now this. Wasn't enough making him blonde. Fucking state of this country.

Hundreds (of millions)

Moist just thinking of whom Rafa could bring in.

/r/calligraphyporn

I expect more of the same from West Ham. Spunking money all over the place, overpaying for average players. Gonna be like ManCity in the early days of the sheikhdom.

Well they hooked me with "The hottest WAGs of Euro 2016." Well played, Daily Star.

Tripping him over at the end

Be funny if one of his demands is that Little Mike handle all transfer business

A striker should still be our #1 priority.

They've got 7 players in Ecuador's Copa America pre-lim squad. From that article, it seems Vickery thinks there might be a good chance a few will make the cut. Impressive for such an unheralded club.

why are Spurs consistently mentioned as literally the only team who might come for him? Because of a spurious transfer rumor seasons ago?

Give in to the hope...

Saylor just narrowly beats out Happy Jack for me.

person voting for Anita needs to drown himself (or herself, Jill).

Thanks for that. Everyone's quick to loathe them, and yet...

wat

He'll take the piss outta the Championship if he stays. Hope he does.

Come on man it's You're !!! Not even the most egregious error. "Kanobi" ffs.

Exactly. A year in Championship is nothing. It'll be pleasant not to have to play the likes of complete shithouse clubs like West Brom and...well mainly West Brom. Though I'm sure we'll run up against our fair share of Pulis impersonators.

Check out this little asshole