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If we had to pick between a ginger and a bald…

the unchambering of rounds, loosening of nooses, unplugging of toasters

But have you considered the possibility that he ends up being useless and we still keep him

Reckon that’s a good fit for both parties.

He gets to sign his first choice players at every position. Imagine if Eddie had the same fortune.

Thomas Muller allegedly close to a deal with Vancouver Whitecaps

Eddie: Lads, you're still trying to replace Isak. We can't do it. But what we might be able to do is re-create him in the aggregate. We need a player with xAG of 0.14 or higher. Eddie: Number 1, Leif Davis. Room: who?! why?! *generalized grumbling* Some fucking old cunt: nah nee way nah Eddie: *points to Suds* Suds: ...his xAG is 0.14 or higher.

Sounds like the lad just needs an Adderall script

Ramsdale’s not even hot

Will be the best 3rd choice keeper in the league. Incredible depth signing. *touches earpiece* hold on…

They love buying players about to hit 30.

Fab fists his own butt

“MUFC edged NUFC” actually it was Burnley

Exactly this. They can say they’ll sell for 50m and not a dime lower, but they’re either a) bluffing or b) not going to be able to sell him.

only 4 in dog years

Scenes when he signs for Liverpool

dead?

I’d rather them take their time and find the right fits, but they really need to get these appointments over the line asap.

Made of the mistake of watching a Romulo highlights video. Tall, strong but with silky feet. i need him

Would’ve been in their academy when Bruno was playing for the senior side. football friends.

NUFC gazumps Leipzig to Romulo (player only wanted Toon). Sesko refuses to train, travel with the squad. Wants to explore options. NUFC ready to pounce.

You can usually just skip straight to the last page and you’ll not have missed much.

Feels like we’re moving closer to the Super League. PSR has handicapped the competition within the league, and the PL itself is strangling the other major leagues.

To us, for £50m