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Trafford on signing day

I suppose there’s some consolation in being beaten to these signings by City, Liverpool, and Chelsea. Imagine if we were to get outbid by Wolves or Fulham.

you’re just making things up to get mad about

He may have to accept he won’t get the wages he’s looking for with Arsenal and potentially Liverpool out of the game.

Fab’s tweet when he signs: ”Wissa to some other club in England. Unclear why the player didn’t only want Spurs. here we go? 😢”

they need at least that long to look for a spare £150m between the couch cushions

I could definitely see Isak taking a big money move to Saudi Arabia to wait out Barcelona/PSG for a year or two.

I don’t think there’s any evidence that Gordon wanted a Liverpool move, or at least that he threw a hissy for not getting it. However, this would make back-to-back summers that Liverpool’s rattled one of our most important players. They can get fucked.

Hopefully that set piece dork we hired can work some magic

No excuse for not scoring a billion from headers with those two up top.

Loan with Ah-Ahli paying his wages. The cartel would be spitting blood.

Either include details or don’t post things like this at all.

It’s been utterly embarrassing to read.

Christ on a fucking bike.

Information asymmetry though; we don’t really know what our books look like.

25m bid. N-O: everyone at the club should kill themselves. What a disgusting, joke of an offer. 30-35m bid. N-O: incredible business. run the baths. 40m bid. N-O: everyone at the club should kill themselves. What a disgusting, joke of an offer.

Only if someone pays it. If he doesn’t agree to a contract extension, they risk losing him for nothing next season.

Players’ motivations will vary, of course. Some will only care about the wages and/or London. Historically Chelsea may be a middling club, but within the lifetimes of players coming up now the club has won the league five times, the CL twice, and a bunch of other hardware: this *is* one of the biggest clubs in the world and has been for the last 20 years. Hard to resist the allure of joining such a club if they say they want you.

yep, would be a very good addition.

Has West Ham written all over it

Not that there’s any merit whatsoever to the pseudo-race science guff being peddled by a certain poster, but it’s doubly laughable given that Wissa was born and raised in France.

Pin this to every transfer-related thread

Accentuates the breasts