Deuce

I’m not sure many of us are doing much better on pronouncing his name accurately tbf

Jarrod Bowen

but I thought they were sworn enemies?

He may be (that’s debatable) but I think Elanga is a far better player for *this* team. 52m for Madueke is completely fair.

Maybe we want Nunez at CB

Your lives would be markedly approved by staying off Twitter entirely. For every legit transfer rumor, there are 100 that are completely bullshit. Plus it’s a fascist propaganda outlet.

Gotta leverage that Sonny connection while they can

Well none of the journos, who are all cunts and liars whom I don’t trust, haven’t said anything so

I’ve never wanted a player more

They have a 3rd choice keeper we can buy for 20m?

Schick was hot stuff after the 2020 Euros. Would be an alternative to Wissa.

I’m fine bringing in a promising young CB to bed in slowly under Schar. A Guehi type, ready to start on MD1, isn’t strictly needed.

was gonna say. He’s the new Morata.

First official answer: fuck off Last official answer: continue fucking off

Ekitike a smokescreen to keep Liverpool from sniffing around this one

Ekitike to NUFC, Ivanovic to Frankfurt, Isak to Union SG.

I hope this is true because it means they’re fucking rattled.

Regardless of the fee, selling him to Liverpool would be devastating.

Surely Sesko would be the obvious candidate with Arsenal moving for Gyokeres instead

I have to imagine we’re in a stronger position financially re: Ekitike than they are.

Bingo.

it was a risky google search