Deuce

Played the wildcard, went for a top-heavy XI. Suarez, Sturridge, Dzeko; Hazard, Yaya, Mata, Cazorla

He'd had a few fouls to that point. The card wasn't for the severity of that particular one. He was fouled though, so why would he get a yellow? Nah, he went down.

He'd had a few fouls to that point. The card wasn't for the severity of that particular one.

I think that's transfermarkt's evaluation.

Probably this. Or Shola-Gouff up top, HBA wide left, Sissoko wide right.

I'm looking forward to all the wonderful goals he won't score.

Kamikaze tactics playing a high line with slow, half-fit centre backs and a kid out of position at right back against the pace of their front 3. It's like Martinez never saw the Spurs v Liverpool game. Yup. Think it's the first time Martinez's tactics have seriously been questioned, and with some justification. We couldn't have set up better for Liverpool to run through us. They played well with a lot of intensity, but IMO they didn't do anything groundbreaking, which is what is really disappointing. Massive game on Saturday. We usually struggle vs Villa at home too. Steven Naismith our only fit striker. :anguish: Could be worse.

I can smell your tears from here.

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JK and Co. must've been so wet at the thought of him flopping in Germany.

You're forgetting someone. There are some constants in life. Sun rising, tides rolling, Shola.

You're forgetting someone.

Our sexy factor has taken a big hit.

Let's sign this cunt already.

Yeah, I know.

If that's the true price, we'd be fools not to go for him.

Self-important wannabes who tweet football news like they're real journalists. Not a dig at Skirge.

10 points. 11 of them from Suarez.

Because people are dumb as fuck.

Come back...

Finished the match with a squad of... Krul Williamson Taylor Santon Debuchy Haidara Tiote Anita Sissoko Shola One attacking player. If you can call him "attacking."

Tucked his nail between his legs to cover the hole where his balls should be.

Our RB is our best attacking player on the field.

Saved only by the grace of Tim Krul.