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We should get: 6 points. We will get: 1-2 points. Confidence is meant to rise when you start to go on a good run of form, not predicting a downfall at nearest opportunity I like to keep the bar low. Feels better when we clear it, hurts less when we fail to.

We should get: 6 points. We will get: 1-2 points.

RSL has done really well at snuffing out the Portland attack in midfield. Can't get anything going. Beckerman really is a very good player. His lack of tracking speed and limited range have always limited his potential, but he's stout defensively and a great recycler. The best holding midfielder the league, imo.

Two of the best midfields in MLS squaring off. Valeri-Chara-Johnson v. Morales-Gil-Grabavoy-Beckerman.

Portland-RSL starting in 3 minutes. Should be an excellent game. No Chris Wingert or Alvaro Saborio for RSL.

Only Ribery bests Suarez in the ugly department. But he was in a car accident, so it's hardly his fault.

"Inspired by Brazil"

Easy now, this week's matches aren't even finished yet.

While continually being tasked with playing second fiddle to RVP since last year. He's an outstanding footballer.

Aguero credited with an assist.

Poor leffe.

Up to 60 with Nathan Baker to go. Week salvaged thanks to Aguero © and Yaya.

Can he play CB?

SKC through to the final. Hoping Portland can stage a comeback and overcome RSL. A SKC-Portland match-up for the Cup would be a treat.

Sapong's looked good from the little I've seen. Had a great season last season, but completely fell off the map this year. Hope he gets back to form. Dwyer's gonna be a real good player for them.

Your posts have all the wit of the Nuremberg Trials. And they hardly get as many laughs.

'I'd slide barechested across a field of broken glass to sniff his farts.'

Schweinsteiger is so

You know they'll take at least 4 points from those 3 matches too. Probably an epic bumming by Villa, then sneak results against Chelsea and Spurs.

He played for Toronto FC for a few years iirc.

4th consecutive league game with 2+ goals scored at home. 7th multiple goal game of the season. edit: 4th

Goals for Giroud and Suarez with Aguero © to come. Would've have a MYM clean sheet. Fuck off Leroy Fer.

They're mocking Tiote.