Deuce

Would be completely wank. Awesome signing for them, terrible for everyone else.

That's a waste, HBA.

He had 5 assists and 6 clean sheets in 1695 minutes last season. I took a flyer on him at 6.5m.

I might give him one more week, but Wilshere is definitely out for me.

Complete waste of a week from Mertesacker, Berbatov, and Wilshere.

Loved watching New Zealand scrap their way to an undefeated group stage at WC2010.

Good to see Wonga doing something positive.

Isn't it pretty obvious he doesn't want to leave France? Should just let him go.

Naturally.

Of course there will be. Us match going fans are thick as fuck, and just love being served up the world's worst football, while big Mike thumbs our anus.

When did Anita get sent off last season? He wasn't, that was my mistake.

Then you wake up and realize nothing is there. Mike Ashley is the Grinch that stole Transfermas Waking up to Joe Kinnear as DoF was like reaching into your stocking and pulling out a used condom, squirrel bones, and the Geordie Shore DVD box set.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,89869.msg3151453.html#msg3151453 Never knew about that. Should've snagged him when we had the chance!

Wonder if we offer "compassionate leave." Half the squad would've taken off by now.

http://www.transfermarkt.com/en/andre-ayew/leistungsdaten/spieler_45403_2012.html Left wing mainly. can't say I've ever watched him tbh. I've only really seen him play for Ghana, but he looks like a very good player.

Nobody looked great tbf.

Are you constantly on the piss take?

Last season... Tiote: 24 games, 84% pass completion, 67.8% forward passes, 21 m. avg. pass length, 17 chances created, 5 avg. defensive actions, 4 avg. defensive errors, 7 yellow, 1 red Anita: 25 games, 83% pass completion, 64.1% forward passes, 20 m. avg. pass length, 34 chances created, 2 avg. defensive actions, 1 avg. defensive errors, 2 yellow, 1 red http://www.squawka.com/players/vurnon-anita#performance-score#newcastle-united-(current)#english-barclays-premier-league#8#season-2012/2013#2#all-matches#1-38#by-match So Anita offers more offensive opportunity and tidier, but less biting, defense.

Maybe because Wilshere is chronically injured, but at full health there's no way Ramsey is the better player.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Fans_war_face.gif Up to 67. Which doesn't seem nearly as decent considering the average is 63 this week.

Bingo. He'd play with the likes of Matuidi, Pastore, Lucas Moura, Motta, and Veratti in that midfield.

61 points.