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We do need another DM IMO if we are going 4-3-3. Tiote isn't good enough and Pardew doesn't seem to trust Anita. But there is no chance of Matuidi what so ever.... More chance of me moving out to Miami and getting a mansion in south beach tbh. Well, I was being facetious. We really don't need another DM, no matter the formation. No need to give Pards further incentive to play a 3-DM central midfield. IMO, filling gaps should take priority over upgrading.

Okay, I'll play along. Full-strength, as is: Krul Taylor Coloccini Debuchy Santon Anita Sissoko Cabaye Ben Arfa Gouffran Cisse Though I'm tempted to start Mapou at LB.

The on-going Neymar saga.

Makes sense from a positional POV. We do need another hard-tackling DM to join Jonas and Tiote in central midfield.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5941/9d94dac2fd0049d498a8cda.png :lol:

Our horn sounds like shit. http://i.imgur.com/wpmN08z.png

It would be ironic if his name was Stops. Tbh I did have to confirm that Chelsea has a keeper named Blackman.

Mike you absolute racist.

I'm assuming we've already pointed out the irony of the Chelsea keeper's name?

Anyone else catch that graphic just now? Something like: Half of the second half. ESPN dying to break this game into quarters.

Straight off a detergent bottle.

Llambias is working as fast as he can man! http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_11754_1366759336.png

If this squad is crap i hate to know what you think of all our other squads post Sir Bobby..... The squad is far from crap its just poorly coached and poorly managed. I weep to think how good this team would be under half-decent management.

Wayne Bridge, Carlton Cole, Nicky Shorey, and Clint Hill. Get it done.

Not sure if serious...

I doubt a player of his particular abilities would get the time of day here if he weren't named Andy Carroll. A good player, but he's overrated by many on this board.

edit: Wrong thread....

I'm not sure tbh. Vancouver, Montreal, and Portland all hit the ground running and assimilated rather fast. Makes sense to keep the league at an even 20 for now I suppose.

Part of becoming a big league is fucking over the people that care in favor of the people with the most money. Then why are the Bills still around? Because no rich market wants the fucking Bills. Better to have no team than get the goddamn Bills. Blessing and a curse isn't it. They're so monumentally shit that no one wants to steal 'em.

The day Orlando City tops NYCFC in the MLS Cup will be a great day indeed.

The more we say it, the less likely it is to happen. We need to start praising Pards for the same reason.

Who finished atop League One this season? Their manager will be Ashley's choice to replace Pardew.

Potato with features.