Deuce

Jonjo Shelvey looks like a penis.

If they're not already, UEFA should be coordinating with local and national police agencies to provide extra security for visiting fans in European matches. No excuses for fan violence of the sort.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66026000/jpg/_66026920_paulecclesbbc.jpg Sorry.

:lol: ffs.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk39/lizlemonconchord/noooooo.gif

Crap player, crap person.

Oh yay we missed you yay...

Think a lot of people are underestimating this Anzhi team. It's a winnable game for us, but they're no Metalist by any means. I'll be very surprised if we come out of the first leg with a result.

(sees large black man playing in the box) "Aye, gotta be Ameobi."

Krul S. Taylor Coloccini Debuchy Santon Anita Cabaye Sissoko Gutierrez Gouffran Cisse

Not literally mind. But it's basically an away game for Anzhi fans as well. They won't have much support amongst the Muscovites.

Good thing it's in Moscow. Far safer than Dagestan. And they're unlikely to have loads of supporters in Moscow. Could be a good opportunity to pack the stadium with Mags.

Everyone but the Scousers can recognize that. Their team is too consolidated for even Messi himself to crack the starting XI.

Gotta be intimidating as a defender, seeing this guy coming at you and knowing he's not only physical, but fast and technically-proficient as well.

They'd make a great olympic diving team though. Metalist? Nah they're a good team with a lot of potential. They'll be challenging Shakhtar and Kiev for the league title in the next few years. Ownership is heavily-vested and has fairly deep pockets. As evidenced by all the South Americans in their side.

Who is that young lady?

He's actually much better than Lionel Messi in this regard. He's no Bale, like.

Huzzah!

Very solid performance today. I was initially skeptical, but he's proven me wrong.

Guy is an absolute monster.

Scandinavian banter

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