Tiotes Witch Doctor

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/07/steve-mcclaren-confirms-gouffran-in-leadership-group/ Eh? He didn't say Gouffran did he? He was by far the worst offender last season, didn't give a shred of effort out of position or not, I really hoped we had seen the back of this little c*** but if hes part of the leadership team then does that mean he will be starting? Wide left maybe? Ahead of Aarons?

This.

I don't even think I'd be surprised anymore if Gouffran started there.

GET HIM OUT OF THE TEAM MAN FFS!!!! Even someone like Bigi would probably do a better job

Hopeless cunts.

Goal from a corner already.

Sounds like a total disorganized shambles out there. Edit: 2-1 to us obv

Would everyone be happy with two decent CB signings with Lascelles and Stevie Bantz as backup?

I genuinely believe we might struggle again this season if we don't sort out defence out, regardless of how many talented attackers we have. We have the unfortunate situation of having awful CB's and awful CDM's to protect them, combination for disaster.

Pardewistheking? :safety wink:

Kind of glad I'm not watching this shite, would have been there as well if I wasn't at graft tonight, thank god for night shift.

I think we'll get a couple more in after Mbemba, sell Sissoko in January, bring nobody else in to replace him, maybe hit a bad run of form, finish about 10th then we won't kick on again next summer because we didn't hit our "target" or get very far in the cup. Grim.

He's average ability wise, but I really dislike him for his lack of commitment last season, just sulked around the pitch and didn't give a flying fuck. Lots of the players were like that but Sissoko was by far in the top 3 offenders, now he realises no fucker wants him hes been making noises that hes happy here and "committing his future" and what not. Would be happy to get rid if replaced well.

This transfer will take us to the 35 million mark which was what we had in surplus if I recall? Will be interesting to see whether or not the spending stops here.

He was done almost every time they had the ball man

I actually jumped up and celebrated when he rattled that second one in, had to remind myself its a pre-season friendly against third tier american opposition

Would definitely like Sissoko and Cisse replaced if possible, Sissoko is a one trick pony, which is a battering ram taking on 3-4 players but then losing the ball ,misplacing the pass or skying the shot. Cisse is a good goalscorer when he feels like it but cannot play football to save his life in any other aspect, no holdup play, not intelligent enough to link up with the midfield properly and permanently offside, if we play with one up front hes the type of player who is completely useless if he isn't bang in form. These thoughts have no bearing on last nights game, well maybe a little.

We're just dishing out a service this pre-season giving lower level American sides a huge confidence boost before their season starts, we should charge.

Another one who will end up playing for Gateshead in a years time.

Janmaat doing a tribute to Williamson.

Does Obertan know he can actually put in a high cross too, not just grass cutters.

Waste of skin from him judging by all small occasions of him playing so far, even in cameos you get a feel if a player is good enough, and I don't think he is, Adam Campbell mk2.

Camera man is on a boat.

At least Perez seems to care. GIVE HIM THE ARMBAND!

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