Tiotes Witch Doctor

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Its a sad state of affairs when Shola is sparing our blushes, it really is.

Fucking hell man, couldn't make it up.

If it wasn't absolutely ludicrously untrue I would snap their bleeding hands off tbh.

Woke up from a raker sleep to check my phone to this news and was like: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l96j81uOeu1qcvn1wo1_500.gif

He actually does look slightly more trim and healthy than the last time he was on camera also. Still takes nothing away from the fact that he should be nowhere near the job like.

Here, mate: Cheers

Probably already been asked but does anyone have a link to the full interview? I only managed to see the snippet version.

Sadly this seems to be what most people in football think of when they think of our area and fans, mostly thanks to the media giving them airtime at any given opportunity.

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/legacy/episode/b036hytc.jpg?nodefault=true

Newcastle-Online, the forum that never sleeps.

My guess would be that they sort out all the details tomorrow and we get confirmation late tomorrow evening or sunday.

I wonder if hes arrived in Newcastle yet

No chance of it being that high.

was that the one that was over the line but not given? would have made it 2:1? :frantic:

Sign ALLL the players

So Cisse would have ended up with 11 league goals and 19 goals overall for last season, that would have looked sooooo much better on his stats

After being highly pessimistic on all things NUFC since probably around January I'm going to be optimistic and say these deals will come off, now that I'm being positive and not a negative nancy these things will definitely happen.

Two signings

Just been watching a strengths and weaknesses video on youtube, from the clips shown it seems like he is very good at holding up the ball and bringing others into play which is something that was completely non existent last season, looks comfortable with the ball at his feet and running with the ball too. Seems extremely strong. If anything he weakest area looks to be his long distance speed and heading.... from what I've watched of course.

Was laughing at that then realised on twitter that he actually said it :lol:

Lee Ryder ‏@Lee Ryder 46s This #toon demolition of St Mirren makes a total mockery of those who ridiculed Joe Kinnear's Champions League ambitions. #Proud #NUFC

Tiote just smashed the ball into orbit apparently, how is his shooting so bad? No doubt our travelling morons were shouting SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

Second assist from Sameobi there, hes on fire!

Gosling's missed 3-4 good sounding chances judging by the journos... good performance?