Pons Alias

That Dan bloke in the Miles Starforth tweet is a Cnut.

Liverpool fans believe that they will and should win. We believe that we will inevitably fuck it up.

The thing is though - it's not after a decade of mismanagement. We're still in the more-than-a-decade of mismanagement. Rafa is probably a blip.

You want Ashley out, you have to make NUFC toxic to Sports Direct.

There'll be nothing in January. This is it.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/11/16/43067ADB00000578-0-image-a-74_1502465602820.jpg

Rafa's new number ten AND goalie. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/05/article-2649499-1E7E511000000578-55_308x185.jpg

Keep your filthy paws off wor lass.

I have a £10 Amazon voucher.

Rafa understands, as Keegan did, that momentum is worth a few points here and there.

The best thing Ashley could do is die "Ashley Out"

The best thing Ashley out could do is talk discretely to Rafa. I imagine they share a goal.

Will there be rape?

Using http://m.chroniclelive.co.uk helps a bit

That's usually extra.

I heard he smells of poo

We have to wait 6 weeks for him to get his Topcashback payout.

This feels exactly like it did when there was no movement on Shearer's appointment. It feels deliberate.

Fair play to Defoe - I gather he's left it as long as possible so not to upset his little mate

We've been beaten up so many times, that at the slightest hint or a raised hand, we still cower in the corner. Yes, Mr Rafa is a much nicer pimp than we had previously, but until he manages to get us that job with those nice looking Chinese fellas, we still need to keep the lube and the arnica handy.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-4626000/amp/Rangers-chairman-Dave-King-announces-end-Sports-Direct-retail-dispute.html

I was very very bored

Even according to his own sons autobiography, he's a bit of a Kernt.

It's toed the line, not towed

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