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I'm amazed he managed to hit his lasses' chuff.

Presumably any possible sale has now been Kiboshed.

We put the office boy in charge. We did have a contingency plan, but sadly we're currently without a tea lady

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2322759/tax-fraud-in-football-premier-league-clubs-champions-league/

Docked six points for not having a PFM.

Not winning the division might just keep Ashley on his toes too...

About time we twatted someone

What about Ershengten? Pure Geordie. 60/40 Mackem in my experience.

What about Ershengten?

“You have had a few managers going to smaller clubs abroad...Brendan Rodgers has gone to Celtic and is winning trophies so all power to him.

Sports psychology is a weird thing. Brighton losing today shows that.

They aren't like - they have as much history as we do.

It was Bruce Lee who said: "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times". And now he's dead. And Shane Warne isn't, it's pretty clear to me who's quote stands the test of time, if you'll pardon the pun Which one got to shag Liz Hurley, eh?

On a free? Seems very Ashley-like

Surely offering to give her a slap (Scottish colloquialism) even if she is a woman is the ultimate equality?

More important than Joe Harvey? Nah.

Being 'big' is meaningless. We're not a successful club - in that sense we're on a par with Huddersfield and Preston.

Alan Pardridge?

Yeah when coming on as a sub, I don't think he's trusted enough to start which says its own story when the comparison is gouffran. Much as we love him - in some ways Rafa is Allardyce/Pardew. He likes to play the percentages, he likes hard working players he can rely on and he struggles to trust purely flair players. If his name was Ralph Bennett.... <\controversial> Should be a forward slash not a back slash. Your tags are still open. You've been controversial for hours now. You're right - although for efficiency it really should have just been <controversial />

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Yeah when coming on as a sub, I don't think he's trusted enough to start which says its own story when the comparison is gouffran. Much as we love him - in some ways Rafa is Allardyce/Pardew. He likes to play the percentages, he likes hard working players he can rely on and he struggles to trust purely flair players. If his name was Ralph Bennett.... <\controversial>

How long till they fuck?

Nobody is that stupid. Commitments and promises need to be kept, and the manager communicated with honestly and openly. That's it.

Stop applying logic to Ashley. The man is either mentally ill or has a personality disorder.

Not really. They're trying to do a Keegan on him.