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Hayley. What is the point in her?

Just watched the video. The way we played it out of our own area is one of the classiest things I have seen in awhile.

What Shearer has just said surely applies to Larsson then? No mention of that?

Raymond Wilkinson can fuck off, the horrible cunt.

I reckon Krul would have had a good chance with the first. Harper just looks so unconvincing. Rooney hit a freekick about mid height in the goal and Harper just about pushed it around the post. Limp wristed and no conviction. Can't be filling the back four with much confidence. And vice versa. Need Krul and our first choice CBs back ASAP if we want to take anything against the mackems. That dribble. Fucking hell.

If we get a pen first or last minute, Shola has to come on.

Watching Liverpool warming up in front of the Leazes end last season and I thought they'd already achieved the title of this thread. Adams is another I have an unreasonable hatred for.

Last game of the season and they're on sky playing in a title deciding match, yet there's a handful of their fans I went to school with sat in the same pub as me watching Newcastle away to Everton in a nothing game, cheering everytime they get a text update, then showing fuck all emotion when City snatch it. Cunts.

This. Someone who just manages to piss you off without ever really doing anything wrong.

I don't know whether I agree with that. In that early spell, they targeted Fergie with that diagonal over the top to Van Persie and Fergie's height meant he was cut out everytime. Least Santon at LB would have proved this ball a little more difficult.

I was relishing the thought of him and Santon linking up. Got to see it for all of fifteen minutes in a spell where we never touched the ball...

0-3 isn't a misleading or unfair score line. Almost felt like that's what Manchester decided the score would be. We were never really in the game.

Definitely got taught "if in doubt kick it out," as a youngster Reminds me of a mate of mine who would tap the ball out for a throw in if he didn't have an obvious pass on. This being in a nothing kick about at school.

His quality is playing a final through ball to Cisse or Ba. They're not long balls over the top or just balls into a dangerous area, as Shearer would have us believe is all you need to do as a playmaker. Cabaye's quality is his ability to spot a run and weight a pass. For that reason I would rather he got the ball somewhere further up field so he can get his head up and make something happen. Don't want to see him winning the ball in our half and then figure out how to work it into an advanced position with his undoubted lack of pace.

http://i.imgur.com/wcRxV.jpg More like...his car was towed away due to no insurance. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/271028 Accident Hit and Run I'd better not be wrong Actually from Facebook. I'm not pretending to be ITK, just had some tenuous associate post on someone else's wall. Basically it was sister in law, he was angry. Yadda yadda. No reason to be any truth in it, but don't know him enough to know his incentive to lie either.

Rumoured to have been in a car accident. Tried to do a hit and run.

I genuinely thought this thread was gonna be a shite query about the presentation of the official team sheets.

Oasis Cafe Some Might Say he should stop going there.

Just came on here to mention that picture. Such an awkward smile.

Theres at least 19 of my mates going as it stands from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Likely to rise There's us 19 but then I know of about 15 others on the same ferry. Speaking to a few lads at poker last night and they were going via Amsterdam aswell. Is everyone on this ferry getting a coach that you've spoken to? I was looking at the ferry as a possible route as its cheap to Amsterdam but don't know how easy it will be from the other end to get there by train or something.

This relies on sleep being considered worthless, or less worthy than time spent awake. Which is wrong.

not listened yet but I'm assuming Pete pretty much spunks himself? Aye. This is a pretty funny watch as well if you haven't seen it. That's 13 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.

Can you book travel from Newcastle on the eurostar site? Yeah, you can book your whole trip. Can you send a link to the booking page because I can't see it on th eurostar site. Cheers. Would save some hassle if it could be done all in one. I've just been looking and its gonna be about £200 for the trains at a reasonable time. Only going up as well. Don't know what to do...

Reminds me of when Robert knocked Bernard out with a similar strike.

That's the issue for me, he's not really improving. He's had three 9/10 games for me in our shirt- Villa a, Man Utd h and Stoke h. Too often he's a 5 or 6/10 player, failing to influence a game. Think that's an injustice to his contribution last season. He was vital to that run we went on towards the end of the season from the WBA game onwards.