Ste

Weirdo super fans taking to social media to investigate if Shearer has the loyalty points required.

Feel like we’re at that point in the save where we get that email telling us the fans are becoming impatient with our tactical inflexibility. Not sure what the answer is but the way the midfield 3 are set up just isn’t working at all, Longstaff and Miley are being dragged all over the shop again.

Well in Tripps.

The sound of that ball hitting the net like that has to be one of the most satisfying sounds in the world like.

Concerned with the use of Rocky music pre match.

Looking forward to this. Fancy us for 2-0.

"Who was the player you pretended to be on the playground?" "Ben Arfa"

Of course Trippier and his agent aren't outright saying no to Bayern. They don't know if they'll be the only option in the future if the club tells Trippier he is no longer required etc.

Does he have the dog in him?

Absolutely will not happen in January.

Superb response to going the goal down. We look electric on the counter, we’ve clearly enjoyed the training sessions through the week.

Both teams obviously got the memo. Quality goals only.

Find Rashford quite an interesting player to watch at the moment, especially off the ball. Not sure why he seems like he’s playing at 50% effort, he’s quality when he wants to be.

Gutted he went off, he looked so at ease and was picking his passes brilliantly. Looked an absolute giant out there.

Though as I was celebrating the 3rd goal I did have the “well done, he’s 13” Neville Southall line pop into my head.

They couldn’t cope with the occasion, we looked calm and collected though I do think we could have went for the jugular more. O'Nien‘s late attempt at save facing passion was hilarious.

First proper training session in weeks.

Up since 5am, confident we will win by 3 or 4. We won’t fuck this up.

I hope they catch the vandal red handed.

Klopp allowed to grief the officials as much as he likes but we can’t have Tindall on the touch line with Howe.

I am guessing Gordon has been having some kind of issue with his right ankle for a few weeks now.

Leaning offside Michael, what the fuck does that even mean man

Salahs hairline.

I wonder who the unhappy camper is who is leaking team news.