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When you're falling and you don't expect to fall, whats an unnatural position for your arms? Woeful decision.

The pint.

He has, but the fans are more likely to give him some shit for an ineffective performance now they know he doesn't want to play on the right. We hear the groans for Elanga when he messes up, I think we now hear them for Gordon and it's up to him if he steps up.

He's considered and measured in the vast majority of what he says. 100% Howe has laid down something of a gauntlet here for Gordon. If you want to be inflexible, you better be shit hot at the position you're saying you prefer, now the fans know you don't want to play on the right.

Must be so attentive in training to slot into, as far as I know, a completely new position in the Prem. I’d be interested to know if he’s ever worked on that position before he was needed there, it’s seriously impressive how he’s done. Looking forward to seeing him back in midfield, confidence must be high for him right now and it’ll lead to him being more expressive and creative as a result, hopefully.

4 West Ham defenders within footish of one Wolves attacker in that position is unforgivable.

Hall was hopping awkwardly defending a corner, hasn't looked right at all since the restart.

Random angry man in crowd giving some good pointers to the flailing home side.

From what I saw on Twitter yesterday, it was a guy called Joel Bland who had tweeted that Trippier wasn't injured, but he's now deleted the tweet and put his account on private. No idea if he's a gobshite or not, have a feeling he is.

Pedro running off and celebrating that. go thank the taker you little gobshite.

Weird way to celebrate a rare goal but I’m sure the rat knows what he’s doing.

Surprised Harvey wanted the touch there

Absolutely buzzing for big Nick. Lush touch

Very unfair that some clubs have £125m strikers on the bench to call upon for the last 10 minutes

Ideal scenario to be in at half time. 2-0 up against ten men, chance to give minutes to Wissa and rest a few ahead of Leverkusen and Sunderland.

We’re swallowing up this 3 points like some fan swallowed up penis in Marseille.

Whether it's smart or not, whether Bunce says they need rest or not, we desperately need some training sessions in. We're rusty as fuck.

Shouldn't be a pen or a yellow ffs.

I think it's more the quality of the opposition in the league compared to the Champions League sides we've beaten. Brentford beat the CL sides we've beat and maybe West Ham do too.

Another instance though of rushed possession leading to a quick turnover and this time very fortunate to not concede a penalty. No wonder we're so tired, no sooner do we have possession than we're backpedalling to deal with a counter.

We give ourselves so much unnecessary running with how we deal with possession, which is okay when you're one game a week but we need to wisen up.

Raw. Next question.

I had Audio Description turned off on NOW TV (no idea why I was fiddling round to see if I could get commentary back)

Commentary off on Sky Sports for anyone else or have I changed a setting? Must say I'm not complaining mind.

It's 2025 ffs, the correct phrase would be "Kieran Trippier, they make love when and/or if they want."