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This is definitely one we will really regret missing out on. He’ll be a top keeper.

Good effort levels thus far from those who could be arsed to show up for this.

£200m and we will throw in the Greek.

We're going to become part of the dogleash meme FUCK

Both riddled with baldness?

Definitely think he’s tempted to move and we’re not making the moves we needed to assure him. my guess is he signs a new deal and we get another year out of him, unless someone comes in with a too good to turn down offer.

I see the funny side and it obviously won’t happen, but I’d vomit uncontrollably and succumb to a death by hydration to see a talent such as his be signed by a Saudi club.

I think top speed of cars isn’t the issue as much as acceleration, particularly on the average electric car now that comes bombing onto a roundabout or out of junctions. Combined with the average persons view of vehicle maintenance, cheap part worn tyres etc it’s a huge danger.

Whatever songs we suggest, rest easy in the knowledge that we will all be singing a variation of The Automatic - Monster for him and we will have to learn to fucking like it.

Job shaming is pure arsehole behaviour.

Sticky bandit at the thought of a NUFC contract.

This is what I’m blindly hoping with zero basis this season to give me reason to believe.

3rd change to our back line in this game and it really showed for that goal.

Has anyone cracked this riddle yet?

"I remember my first trophy. Ah bless them. Get the tequila out. Great season from you boys, you should all be proud!"

Obviously applies to every single match day but I could do with a swift 2 goal lead then coast here.

Remained upright while they sang stand up if you hate the mags. Interesting.

Weird rule that makes his deviant behaviour somewhat understandable

Thoughts and prayers go out to Trafalgar Square fountain, whom once again will have to endure some truly wretched sights.

Keeper had time to control that, could have done a couple keep ups with that ball ffs.

Did he celebrate Randy Orton style?

Went John Terry for the final too, full kit. Definite wrongun.

Big props to bro in black who whips his shirt off, presumably in an effort to calm things down and show he is no threat.

Interview with fat crying kid please.

What the fuck is happening here