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Forgot all about the draw, what the actual fuck? Get the fuck in man.

Full strength and we piss most of our games like.

They fucked up the stoppage time in the first half rather than the second imo.

Tbf, it’s quite painful when you fall and land arm first on a book.

Why are people nervous? the Glazers are never scoring here.

Erik Ten Wraith looking at Rashford like

Newcastle 1 - 0 Man United. Gordon gives the toon the lead after the Glazer family falls asleep at the back post.

Don’t let Onana somehow being a professional footballer distract you from the fact that Paul Scholes sucked his daughters toes.

Once we suss the size of the goal we’re laughing. Onana hasn’t a clue either.

Save it for the ref.

Shocking decision that reeks of cowardice. Go against your mates on VAR and make the right call, it's clear and obvious with the benefit of replays that it isn't a handball. Proud of the lads. We gave absolutely everything and I'm more certain than ever that we are going in the right direction. We rode our luck at times but even the very best teams will have to at times with their attack. Bring back even half of our injuries and I'm convinced we'd be topping the group right now. We absolutely use that pathetic decision to further bring the group together and our belief grows.

What the fuck are you on about?

Fuck off man, Dembele is an absolute cunt.

Lascelles toe to toe with Mbappe and didn’t give an inch. My fucking captain.

Well in Pope. World class tonight.

My fucking goalkeeper.

Tino with the R1 dribble.

This is one of a handful of competitive games for him. He must still be in farmers league mode.

He’s taken his chance well, I’m sure he will keep it going. Offered far more than the £100m World Cup winner he was up against.

No fight whatsoever in Chelsea. May as well have blown the final whistle as soon as the red card comes out of the pocket.

You're talking the one player who was in an academy compared to others who just had a kick about and played for Killy. Of course he was stronger and had better fitness, it's a given.

Colback was my year at school like. Was a level above everyone else in terms of fitness and strength. Think Stifler once successfully got the ball from him.

People love a good rumour, I think there is definitely an opportunity for another season of Footballers Wives.

City and Chelsea set to receive 5 points each, taking City 6 points clear and Chelsea move above Man United into 6th.

Joke of a decision that from the ref. Completely wrong call.