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Come November, they’ll be completely baffled why he hasn’t made the WC squad.

Big believer that you wear that runners up medal and let it weigh heavy so you don’t forget the feeling of losing.

Owen saying Liverpool are still the team to beat, mere minutes after they have indeed been beaten.

They probably could play all day, their asthmatics are huffing something stronger than what salbutamol offers up.

Courtois with Tim Krul versus Palermo vibes.

Keita with an effort Peter Kay would be proud of.

Wouldn’t be my right back.

Quickly went for a drink and I’m just hoping I didn’t miss Michael Owens take on it.

As an asthmatic myself, it’s inspiring.

That’s what I’ve got it on and the commentary is synced, maybe worth closing the app and reloading?

It’s live on YouTube if that’s any good.

Lovely bit of technique for the pass by Benzema routinely ignored by English commentators for some strange reason.

Appears to favour piercings in both earlobes, it would be far easier to tell if he was gay if he only had one ear pierced.

Klopp should have been awarded the honours of first placed loser. MOTY should have went to Pep ahead of him.

He has to be haemorrhaging money from somewhere surely. Or just completely oblivious to his own lack of ability. Like me, when I play Valorant.

Sensible. Howe looks like he’s started the process of rewinding 2 seasons worth of Brucey bullshit out of the lad, he’ll be a decent, dependable option for us. Helps towards homegrown quota for them filthy European competitions we’ve spent 14 years trying to avoid.

In fairness, Grealish was taking the piss out of himself a lot and his own teammates. Bit of a random dig towards Almiron but he’ll have heard worse from the stands at times.

Next seasons title decider at the Etihad.

Biggest redemption arc the world has seen since Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Brace incoming.

Yeah, I don't like Mick Lowes. I do know of some that do though, and strangely enough, I don't like them either.

Liverpool will be taking this as inspiration when they look for retribution against Real Madrid.

Commentators going on like bringing the 40 year old Michelin Man was going to change the game. Dreadful game. Totally indifferent to Sunderland going up. They’ll have a very tough season now just to stay in the Championship. Wycombe goalie should be investigated and sacked on the spot for that first goal.