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He is sort of dressed as though he’s landed in Newcastle and took the clothes from the first bloke he’s seen.

That’s the way you want your centre halves though - wandering around as though they’re looking for Sarah Connor.

Played more of a role in the takeover than Wraith and Keef that’s for sure.

You can’t tell me that having sugma and ligma at the same time isn’t ANYTHING at all to do with the COVID jabs. This stuff wasn’t even heard of 15 years ago.

Hopefully Sven Botman’s recent diagnosis of sugma doesn’t scupper this deal.

Definitely hasn’t got an attitude problem. Jamaal Lascelles revealed that Gayle was top of the “training leaderboard”, which tallies player performance across possession and small-sided games every month, with the winner receiving an award from Howe. If Gayle loses a single practice session “he's miserable”, the club captain insisted.

They say they realised the error but decided they were gonna do it anywaaay.

He has, but he has also liked pretty much every comment except recent ones.

Onyewu was America's answer to Bobby Moore, and Craig Moore Australia's answer to Maldini.

His steps really go along with the song towards the end there.

Imagine that fucking slug screaming and shouting at you for the camera, when you’re running around like a daft cunt and breathing out your arse.

You hear what I said, Ton'?

I think we’re looking at the signing of the summer. Trippier will be well clued up on his distribution and we will see a different keeper in that aspect from the one that punted it long constantly.

I find it remarkable they think enough of their fans will take time out of their day to read.

I’m guessing living in Dubai was part of the problem.

Didn’t realise there were books, too. Three different spells at Real Madrid and a return to Newcastle in between.

She’s still knocking about, moved onto a different player. Best we don’t tell Guthrie that at the moment.

Much of an athlete or nah?

Agreed. His positioning and awareness at the Euros was world class. Matured brilliantly as a footballer.

His return would trigger that section of the fan base that backed Pardew over him. I’m all for it on these grounds alone.

From the current squad, Abraham. Foden/Saka wide left so we don't have a wide midfielder and a left back both wanting to cut in. Bowen wide right.

Perhaps warning them that Albert Luque would potentially be arsed enough to turn up for this one.

I wouldn't continue to start him. Like I say, I'd try Kane with a striker partner against Hungary as I think he wants to occupy the same spaces as Mount anyway.