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Don't watch Barca every week so won't claim that this to be an absolute fact but in the big games, which I have seen most of theirs, Suarez seems to be much more focused on just being a penalty box player than he was at Liverpool. Obviously this is because they have loads of other class players so they don't need him everywhere like Liverpool did but I still think Messi is the main man there, especially when he drops into midfield to play passes like the one to Alba at the weekend, even though he probably hasn't been as explosive going forward since January or so

Nah they definitely have. Pete just out and out calls him a kernt Loved how many times Pete called him a cunt this week

Robbie Keane was taking the piss in MLS while at the same time being totally ineffective for Ireland against any even half decent opposition tbf Not really comparable, Keane has the best midfield in the league behind him consistently. Giovinco had been involved in every Toronto goal this season up until last weekend, he's by far the best player the league has seen on form. Not saying just because a fringe player hits incredible form in a lower league he should be in the squad no matter what, but with his pace and confidence at the moment he'd be really useful for Italy off the bench when they need a spark. Fair enough

Robbie Keane was taking the piss in MLS while at the same time being totally ineffective for Ireland against any even half decent opposition tbf

The ramble is great

You're saying this just so you can have a go at people for having a bit of faith in the small possibility that it doesn't happen

Aye, Ross McCormack for £10m is a typical Carr signing

Supposed to have held talks with De Boer and Pellegrini already, followed by Emery in the next few days. Rumour is that Koeman is still the number one target though. I'd be happy with Emery or Koeman. Not so much the other two. Imagine being an Everton fan and turning your nose up at Frank De Boer and Manuel Pellegrini. I'll have what you're having fella... From what I've read of De Boer, he had a Ronny Deila-esque European record with Ajax, he plays Van Gaal-esque s*** football and his own fans are glad to see the back of him. He also wouldn't be able to bring the only decent coaches from his backroom staff with him. No thanks. As for Pellegrini, we've just got rid of a soft touch who couldn't get the best out of his players, couldn't organise the defence and couldn't change his tactics. Why bring in a manager who had all the same faults at City? He's a big name but I think he'd do a poor job. Pellegrini got to the latter stages of the Champions League with two clubs of a similar type to Everton ffs Not sure what he did with Spanish teams 10 years ago and 3 years ago is more relevant that what he's just done in our league. Well he's won the league and got to a Champions League Semi Final in the three years he's been in England with an ageing squad with lots of average players while being undermined by those above him this season

Supposed to have held talks with De Boer and Pellegrini already, followed by Emery in the next few days. Rumour is that Koeman is still the number one target though. I'd be happy with Emery or Koeman. Not so much the other two. Imagine being an Everton fan and turning your nose up at Frank De Boer and Manuel Pellegrini. I'll have what you're having fella... From what I've read of De Boer, he had a Ronny Deila-esque European record with Ajax, he plays Van Gaal-esque s*** football and his own fans are glad to see the back of him. He also wouldn't be able to bring the only decent coaches from his backroom staff with him. No thanks. As for Pellegrini, we've just got rid of a soft touch who couldn't get the best out of his players, couldn't organise the defence and couldn't change his tactics. Why bring in a manager who had all the same faults at City? He's a big name but I think he'd do a poor job. Pellegrini got to the latter stages of the Champions League with two clubs of a similar type to Everton ffs What? Villarreal and Malaga

Supposed to have held talks with De Boer and Pellegrini already, followed by Emery in the next few days. Rumour is that Koeman is still the number one target though. I'd be happy with Emery or Koeman. Not so much the other two. Imagine being an Everton fan and turning your nose up at Frank De Boer and Manuel Pellegrini. I'll have what you're having fella... From what I've read of De Boer, he had a Ronny Deila-esque European record with Ajax, he plays Van Gaal-esque shit football and his own fans are glad to see the back of him. He also wouldn't be able to bring the only decent coaches from his backroom staff with him. No thanks. As for Pellegrini, we've just got rid of a soft touch who couldn't get the best out of his players, couldn't organise the defence and couldn't change his tactics. Why bring in a manager who had all the same faults at City? He's a big name but I think he'd do a poor job. Pellegrini got to the latter stages of the Champions League with two clubs of a similar type to Everton ffs

Aye Koeman ahead of Pellegrini is mental to me

Depends on your definition of world class

Portugal. France. Wales. Spain. Germany. Poland. Switzerland. Belgium. Italy (surely a defender?). Croatia. Fair point about being a team but we haven't shown that team ability in yonks either. Wales. So you're saying Gareth Bale is "world class", yet no-one in the England team is near his level? You're also using this point to make out they're somehow better than England. They've named two strikers from fucking Walsall in their provisional squad, man. Gareth Bale is way better than any English player like. Not that I'm agreeing with his viewpoint

Hahahahahahahahaha

Hope Krul stays but I think the club will want to cash in on him

Messi and Suarez have done fuck all

Sevilla been the better team here

I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt Post of the year

When Birtles says you did something good you know you've done well

Great finish

Aye not like there was even a clear better option for him in that situation

Birtles is so grim

Some great penalties there

Kids always shit themselves taking penalties

Fuck