triggs

Also football hipsters who use their first name as opposed to their surname on the back of their shirts. Memphis Depay being the latest c*** to follow this - even the commentators are calling him Memphis as if they f***ing know him personally. Michael Owen - "Memphis looks like a footballer doesn't he?" http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/02/YOU_DONT_SAY-362x285.png They've been told to call Depay Memphis cos his Dad ran out on him or some shit

Obviously the people who have seen him for the reserves know more than me but I'd still like to see him get a chance. These clubs can't be interested in him for no reason

Especially as he's our best player by a mile

Man Utd 1-1 Newcastle Crystal Palace 2-2 Aston Villa Leicester 1-2 Spurs Norwich 1-2 Stoke Sunderland 0-6 Swansea West Ham 2-0 Bournemouth West Brom 0-1 Chelsea Everton 1-2 Man City Watford 0-1 Southampton Arsenal 3-1 Liverpool

Because he's good?

Would like to see Kemen get a chance in centre mid. He obviously has something about him if he's France u19s captain

Glad he's brought his missus. Such a pretty smile. And the girlfriend looks happy too. She deserves her own thread imo. We must be top of the fit WAGs league now. I bet Pardew's miffed. He's too busy worrying Mrs Cabaye. Debuchy?

Especially embarrassing comparing Oscar and Pedro ffs. Like none of us have actually seen these players and need the expert opinion of a game

Malmo aren't actually that bad, they're just really weak physically

Obsessed marra

Malmo have been awful, Celtic could've had another there

2-0 Celtic

How bad is the Swedish league? Van Dijk and Boyata just taking the piss bringing the ball out of defence with ease

Done a 'cheeky' Malmo/Shakhtar double, both seem overpriced to me. 1-0 Celtic already, can see this being a hammering

Isn't it a loan with an obligation to buy?

Not sure if he's going to be shit or class but can't wait to see him play

We scored 2 against Southampton and didn't even try to score against Swansea. Our defending is a much bigger problem One from deflected cross and one from a goal which will never happen again all season, really don't think we are creating anywhere near enough chances tbh. Thought we created quite a bit against Southampton at the time but maybe I'm remembering that badly. Still though I think this could've been improved significantly by picking a better starting team from the players we have. Its not like the choice was between signing Thauvin or a centre half though so I don't really mind the signing You are remembering badly. We created one other chance of note which was blocked goal bound. Wijnaldum's shot that was blocked, Cisse's shot from just outside the box straight at the keeper, Cisse miscontrolled another time in the box after Sissoko set him up I think?

Class signing that, still reckon they need a creative midfielder though. Based on what, Football Manager? I agree if so. Mole watches lots of football, or at least used to

We scored 2 against Southampton and didn't even try to score against Swansea. Our defending is a much bigger problem One from deflected cross and one from a goal which will never happen again all season, really don't think we are creating anywhere near enough chances tbh. Thought we created quite a bit against Southampton at the time but maybe I'm remembering that badly. Still though I think this could've been improved significantly by picking a better starting team from the players we have. Its not like the choice was between signing Thauvin or a centre half though so I don't really mind the signing

We scored 2 against Southampton and didn't even try to score against Swansea. Our defending is a much bigger problem

Bobby Zamora has barely played football for the last 5 years tbf

Well their training probably would start at 9 or so but I doubt any of the training grounds are in the city centre anyway

Don't really understand this new page wanker thing. Do people not just go to the first unread post in the thread and then continue reading from there?

He's a great player to watch is Mane. Think he'd be good for Man Utd

He seems to just run everywhere tbh