Chicane

Depressingly this is how I feel as well

Honestly would not surprise me one bit if at some point he tries to spin it as somehow his fault like he randomly brought up Cabaye before the City game this season 'Unfortunately atom's lack of professionalism meant we had to let him go and that left us a bit short in that department'

Well that's Pardew's excuse for the next four months sorted 'we woz lackin a bit of magic in the final third that Sim would've given us'

Just set up Benzema for a goal Nope, offside

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-fabricio-coloccini-aims-dressing-room-3408929 Stumbled across that earlier, not sure if that's what you mean

Stupid that Douglas retweeted it imo. This is how things which start off as complete speculation/misinterpretation become "facts" amongst the fanbase

All of that but as well just for the entertainment. When he's on he is mesmerizing to watch. After all that is why we watch football is it not - to be entertained.

Do they not use proofreaders at the Chronicle? Pretty much every article read on there is riddled with mistakes As well as being full of s*** most of the time

As far as I'm concerned he should've been starting alongside Williamson. It's not a stellar partnership but I think it's the best from what we have. As for the physical stuff, I don't think he was that weak. No more so than Coloccini really who regularly gets bested in that department pretty much every game but seems to be immune to criticism. And as mentioned, that's one of the easiest things to improve as a player. Just get him in the gym. It's much more difficult to teach actual footballing ability which is something he has.

Hatem should've replied that Colo is a shit defender with stupid hair

Pretty much my favourite player from the last 8 years or so since Shearer retired. Thanks for the memories Hatem

The board don't necessarily have to agree with it to go along with it. Pardew picks the team and if he has made it clear to the board that HBA won't be playing then they have no choice but to let him go, otherwise they'd just be paying him a lot of money to do nothing.

Sawyer saying Hull have been given an extension to get the deal done. Speaking of Sawyer I'm sat here with my pants round my ankles and every time I get close the camera cuts to Neil Lennon's ginger face ffs.

Blow-up doll

Probably demanded they stop off at KFC to pick up a bucket.

'Mappa Nbea'

The look that'll be on Pardew's face if he scores against us God I hope it happens

Really hope he plays against us, tears our defense apart and scores ten goals

Isn't is said HBA is Ashley's favourite player? Or is that something I've just made up

Fucking absurd deal for us to do but I hope the guy does well there. Good luck to him.

Hernandez is off to Madrid isn't he? Maybe we could try and hijack the Torres loan deal

If you want a contemporary example, just look at Man Utd last year. Plenty of their fans were happy enough seeing their team do shit towards the end of Moyes' reign because they knew every bad result pushed him closer to the door.

Great pictures