Chicane

£8 is crap. Should've been looking for at least 10.

Borderline obese. Wants to get himself down Weight Watchers.

Oh God the poor bastard is completely deluded

Any team with a half decent attack would murder that. Talk about exposing the defence Looks great from an attacking point of view, mind How do the other teams in the league manage without playing 10 defenders? that formation would literally see us bummed every game as there's absolutely no way we'd keep enough possession through midfield, tiote and sissoko would lose the ball for too much, if LDJ is our "cabaye replacement" then it's imperative that anita starts every game or we are utterly f***ed I could see us playing something like that, only difference is Sissoko would most likely be playing on the right instead of HBA with Anita or Colback in the centre. There's no way Pardew would play with three out and out attacking midfielders

One step forward and two steps back, nobody gets too far like that Will be gutted to see him go tbh. Probably my favourite player since HBA was exiled. Knowing Pardew he'll probably just move Anita to RB permanantely. Colback and Tiote in the centre. Ryan Taylor for backup. Sorted.

I feel like the lad should've been given Lille bit more of a chance to prove himself here but oh well. Ashley will be Ajaccio lating in his pants at the thought of that reduced wage bill. With all these players leaving I feel like we could really struggle for depth this season but hey, they've made their bed and now they're gonna have to Lyon it.

Cannot believe the managers have conspired to deny us the chance to see two greats going at it on the same pitch for the first time. Devastated.

Hopefully we don't catch him

Sterling

That right side man

Baines can't be turning his back like that in there man

Here we go

James Rodriguez

£6.5m + a 5-pack of Donnay socks

And what about that other French idiot Remy? Totally useless.

EVERYTHING MUST GO

Specific examples? Not that I doubt it, I just tend not to listen to any of the bullshit that constantly streams out of his mouth.

That picture genuinely makes me sad. The fact that he couldn't even get on the bench against Cardiff at home when we have fuck all to lose is disgusting.

unbelievable

Better than I expected tbf

Honestly can't stomach the thought of another season under Pardew. Think I might have to just stop watching football for a while after the world cup.

fucking shola saving the cunts job

He'll probably start against Liverpool so Pardew can blame him when we lose 6-0.

GERRIN