Chicane

Will wank myself silly if Bruce gets the interim job. It'll be a beautiful disaster. I want it to happen.

State of him

He'll be watching from the rafters like crow Sting in WCW

Just put him in hazmat gear surely?

Sake!

The despair when we get beat 0-3 Can't remember the last time I wanted us to win so badly

Yeah "heartbreaking" is ridiculously OTT, but it does just seem pointless after a while doesn't it?

Bit silly this I know the right to compete and such but I mean...

This ain't a movie boys

GOOOOOLDBEEEEEEERG

Word nonce, this is basic mackematics

Shelvey as Viking

Get 'em down Tesco for a £3 meal deal. Cheese & Pickle sarnie, Graze lemon flapjack and a Frijj milkshake. Meal of kings.

Utterly insane

It's the worst thing humanity has created in the past 20 years. No exaggeration. There was a time when it didn't matter because people seperated their online lives from the "real" world, so the garbage was sort of self-contained but that line doesn't exist anymore. Aside from the awful "community", the owners have this weird fascination with forcing you to consume the content they want. You used to be able to select what "trends" you saw based on a bunch of stuff like location - now when I go on all I see there are headlines from Buzzfeed and the Liverpool Echo. For reasons unknown. Well, anyway.

There's a presser today?

Harsh as fuck some of yous

Is that our U21s beating the Mansfield they just lost against?

Ritchie looks right happy now he's back with his da

Lemonade nonce

Imagine how much Bruce would've loved Yohan Kebab

"Scruffy" is such an underrated insult

We could certainly do with a bit of that!

Sounds class tbf. Really hope if works out for him and us here.

I don't wanna see the players treated like they're at boot camp but I do want to see every one get the most out of their individual ability. And the only way that happens is if they apply their maximum effort. Just put in 100% every training session, every game. Take care of yourself off the pitch. That's really not too much to ask at this level. But how many players do you think do that in our team? Almost none I'd wager.