Chicane

The dream team of Charver and Uncle Joe is getting closer

Could definitely see Laxalt coming here cos we're shit

This fat fuck will give McClaren £70m and Bruce £100m to spend but Rafa had to scrimp, save and sell just to bring in a couple of half-season loans

More propaganda so when he leaves on deadline day the club can claim they wanted to keep him but the player forced the move. Always the victim is wor Mike. "It's not our fault" should be put on the club's crest.

Is it too late to hope for a tag-team appointment of Carver and Kinnear as co-managers? What's better than one genius footballing mind? TWO :frantic:

Just thinking back on those halcyon days when Rafa was still here, the takeover was on and Sonya's fanny was on full display

Am I the most optimistic? Anyway it's clear it's not happening. Think he meant Godzilla Ahh, you're probably right, cheers. Wait for something official as I have always said everyone jumping on media news as usual #wait

Stevie Bruce's black and white army :frantic:

:lol: Not as funny as Joe Kinnear but not bad, not bad.

The club is dead

Joselu possibly staying because Mourinho is a fan of his is absolutely 10/10 This whole thing (this whole club) is nothing but a circus and that has to be the best joke of all How are all the #wait crowd doing btw? Don't stop believing and all that.

Friendship ended with Newcastle. Now Dalian Yifang is my best friend.

2-0 #HuaweiTheLads

"Delete that Hayden or I'll increase your asking price" - Thumbhead, probably

Looks like one of the school dinners you used to get when you're at the back of the queue and most of the chips had gone

5 things we learned about big silver birds

I definitely need to just take a break from all the social media for a bit I think, events of the last week have made me way too toxic

Are folk still seriously being strung along by this horseshit? "A fee has been agreed" "They're going through the Fit & Proper person test" "A statement will be released in the next 24 hours" "No wait, in the next few days" Just one load of garbage after another from random 2-bit "journos", ITKs and fucking dentists and radio hosts Honest question here, at what point do you accept this is all bollocks? How many days? Another week? Two? Deadline day?

Oh I am sure he'll develop real nice playing under Neil Redfearn's excellent tutelage and training in our state-of-the-art training facilities, recovering after a vigorous session in a blow-up kiddie pool outside. Not only that, but in the second year he'll be able to look forward to plying his trade and learning by playing against elite players from sides such as Millwall and Preston in the Championship. Aye, he'd be mad to leave.

We'll be 20th in December and some of our fans will still be saying "aye but let's wait until January and see if this takeover happens"

Wonder what good news we can look forward to tomorrow? Longstaff sale I guess, that or announcement of Redfearn as the manager "for the foreseeable future"

Great bit of business that, will go nicely towards funding the fatman's next purchase of a failing high street chain.

He was the laces that kept the shoes tied that stopped the tramp falling over into its own piss.

Bailey also gave a passive aggressive/sarcastic response to another tweet that NUFC account made about Graham Carr not being the one who scouted Perez. Seems like your typical journo prick.